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:superthread: Funny Chats

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Post you're funny chat sessions here.

Rules: like you'd follow them...pffffttt.

I'll start it off:

 

 

GODBLESSER: masturbate yourself to sleep while listening to bjork

xHonkYx: I dunno what it is either.

GODBLESSER: OEPA

GODBLESSER: OE

xHonkYx: nope.

xHonkYx: I don't like bjork.

GODBLESSER: OIEIEIEIEIEIEEI

xHonkYx: maybe, hole while do.

GODBLESSER: Shes a bitch

xHonkYx: hahahahah, pun intended.

 

Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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get professor AIM 3 its another great program to fuck around on AIM with.

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well lets see, the internet is a great mystery, hmmm theres these new fangled things online called search engines, try typing professor AIM 3 into one. Now if you need to know where to find a search engine, goto www.google.com and search for search engines...haha i love being a prick, honestly i forget the website i came across prof AIM and AIM+ it was a long bit ago, so you will have to go to a search engine.

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jim316 [12:57 AM]: how do i get a bigger penis?

GnmPns [12:57 AM]: : Hello if you would like an enlarged penis send this

Instant Message to as many people as you would like inches on your penis

GnmPns [12:58 AM]: Now that your done, we noticed you would like to recieve

no inches on your penis, thank you

 

jim316 [12:59 AM]: does this really work? because i am 34 years

old and my penis is only 4 and 6/8 inches long ? my wife is fine with it but

i would like some self esteem

GnmPns [12:59 AM]: no it dosent it is just a thing i do with my perverted

mind

jim316 [1:00 AM]: why thank you kind sir

GnmPns [1:00 AM]: no problem

GnmPns [1:00 AM]: My Penis Company has helped others

GnmPns [1:00 AM]: I help them by telling them that my junk is only 3/4 of

an inch long

GnmPns [1:00 AM]: It makes people like you feel better

jim316 [1:01 AM]: Really it does , i feel better already

GnmPns [1:01 AM]: Great!

GnmPns [1:01 AM]: Although i know your not 34 and your not married

jim316 [1:02 AM]: And how would you know this ?

GnmPns [1:02 AM]: because i do

jim316 [1:02 AM]: but how?

GnmPns [1:02 AM]: your 14-15

jim316 [1:02 AM]: yes, i wish.

jim316 [1:03 AM]: May i ask how old you are kind sir?

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something just sounds....queer about wanting men to IM you about their penii.

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I like Gay Clubs: IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD!!

I like Gay Clubs: LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC!!

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Guest im not witty

A: i dont know when to start my clock

A: user A has signed off

B: hey wait shit, oh well now im done, your clock started at the last GO GO GO picture. that was funny.

 

 

 

-dont worry no one gets it

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Guest im not witty

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: cuatro i tell you! cuatro!!!!!!!!

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Guest im not witty

what can i say. ive been beaten. (in more ways than one) hahah. thank you thank you ill be here all week, dont forget to tip your waitress.

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Geez, way to not make use of this thread people.

 

XMil0x (3:17:03 PM): > > b a b a

XMil0x (3:18:24 PM): "Reminder: AOL will never ask you for your password or billing information."

XMil0x (3:18:41 PM): hi, i work for aol, i need to know your password.

 

xHonkYx (3:19:17 PM): Um...mmm... it's "chiknPORNruelz123"

xHonkYx (3:19:25 PM): are you going to fix my account?

 

XMil0x (3:20:07 PM): only for a small fee... $$$$$$!!!!

XMil0x (3:20:18 PM): cha-ching!!!!

 

xHonkYx (3:20:34 PM): well, umm, why did you need to know my password?

 

XMil0x (3:21:13 PM): cause... uhhh.... i work for aol, ... yeah! thats it!

 

xHonkYx (3:22:29 PM): well WTF, what are you doing with my password?

 

XMil0x (3:23:17 PM): hey!!!, i ask the questions around here!!!

 

xHonkYx (3:23:50 PM): I'll hack you AOLMAN.'

xHonkYx (3:26:50 PM): You will succumb to my internet arsenal of warfare.... I call it my e-armada.

 

XMil0x (3:28:59 PM): dude, chill out...whats all this aolman crap??? its milo, remember???

XMil0x (3:29:33 PM): you don't have to get all AWOL on my ninjas and shit

 

xHonkYx (3:29:35 PM): fuck.... what was I thinking, I was about to unleash the e-beatdown version 5.0 beta on you.

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OneTueThree: yoyoyoyoyoyo what time is it

ALLAH KILLAH: 5:fifty thriznee

OneTueThree: oh youz bee in some other time zone

OneTueThree: its 7 in the morning here

ALLAH KILLAH: where you at?

OneTueThree: mass

OneTueThree: you

ALLAH KILLAH: TX

OneTueThree: you know tease?

ALLAH KILLAH: not personally, but yeah from the site

ALLAH KILLAH: what are you doing man, im bored as hell

OneTueThree: jerking off quit iming me dammit

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Guest greedy mars

hahahahahahahaaha^^^ greatest one yet

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