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i just got back from the sneak preview. i didnt like it :(

 

i felt like they recycled a lot of jokes and situations rather then coming up with new stuff. there were a couple of flashback type scenes to austins childhood that were interesting as far as plot goes, but were just incredibly boring. Beyonce Knowles sucked. Her lines were pretty weak, i dont think any could have made that role seem good, especially a first time actress. Yelling crap like SHIZAM and IM A WHOLE LOT OF WOMAN! just take the flow out of a scene. Mini me was very cool, i like the scenes with him and doc Evil. The mole scenes got tiresome and so did the character who is pointless. There is a crapload of cameos that were actually pretty funny. Minus mr spielberg who should stay BEHIND the camera.

 

i suggest sneaking in.

 

edit: plus there was a bitch in front of me that was laughing like a banshee the entire movie. it was all high pitched and rather than being like a hahahahhaha laugh it was more like haheeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. this laugh ruined many quality scenes

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yeah, that blacksploitation girl looks like she would nearly ruin the movie on her own. all that old school pimp shit is so played out.

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Man I literally just got back from seeing this, and I was about to start a thread on how bad it was.

 

This was the most shameless self promotion and advertising piece of shit I've ever seen. What the fuck was up with the Britney Spears thing?? Half the fucking movie was dancing and singing.

 

I barely laughed once and I was high as mutherfucker.....

 

They'sve totally ruined Austin Powers for me.....

 

:heated:

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yea it looks pretty stupid.... especially with that destinys child girl.. i fuckin hate destinys child..anyway her hair makes me angry in commercials... she looks good in maxim tho.. boo austin powers 3

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ugh yeah sorry if i break all your hearts but i have it on dvd already and i watched it tonight. and it was good .. somem parts were dumb that a typical 10 year old would laugh to but overall it was good.

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

shameless self promotion

oh dude totally!! I HATED that shit! The aquafina spot pissed me off, pepsi, treetop, ebay...god there was so much, i dont remember all of them right now but that was very lame. talk about selling out, damn.

 

hey did you see the preview for BLUE CRUSH?? those girls are fiiiine.

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Originally posted by greedy mars

ugh yeah sorry if i break all your hearts but i have it on dvd already and i watched it tonight. and it was good .. .

 

lol i think you must have seen a different movie then. by "on dvd" do you mean it has all the bonus features or as in you just dled it from the net and burned it on disc? (thats not hard)

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nope im serious i have austin powers 3 on dvd.. ask suburban bum.

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i know yoiur all like what the fuck this kid needs to get a rabbies shot but ive seen it. i could spoil the whole thing for you really right now.

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so i could i.......like i told you, i already saw it.... sneak preview.....

my question was is it the REAL company produced dvd or did you burn it?

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hahhahah im joking....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nah .. my dad burns shit like theres no tomorrow. like my 5 year old sister already has start little 3 on dd with the cover and shit .... i got mr.deeds with label on the disc and what not. and i got mib2 on dvd.. . and there not downloaded from kazaa he gets em off some type of illegal shit or something like a pornno site or whatever. my dad needs a life. i never get chicks becuase of him .. becuase all the fly bitches go to the movie theatre in my hood. and there is no more reason for me to go becuase i already have the movies. so no fly hoes....damm i hate him. but whatever. ill just do the usual rutine and that is run by the movie theatres naked while everyone just got out of a movie and is waiting for rides.. oh yes this reminds me of the good times. my friend would take my clothes and run ahead and yell " haha i got your clothes and your not gonna get em" while everyone sees me run by ass naked screaming figve em nback aaaaaaaaaaaaagh" they all laugh or start crying becuase my junk is flopping around all over the place. hahaha yes yes

 

 

sorry i got caught up in the momeny and kept typing .. this has nothing to do with austin poweres 3

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Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

hey did you see the preview for BLUE CRUSH?? those girls are fiiiine.

 

No man, I was too busy getting in for half price.

 

I've completely lost all faith in movies, now. I guarantee that movie will just be girls looking hot.....

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Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

sounds like mIRC...thats what i use. i got the linkin park - reanimation cd off it this afternoon. its pretty gravy.

 

just finished d/ling as well... its sounding good.

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is britney spears in it ? some one told me she was.

 

shes sooooooooooo hot

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yeah, she is. she has a scene at the start that is pretty lame. and then in the middle of the credits she has a small spot with mini me thats suppose to be funny, but is ruined by her horrible acting skills.

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

 

I've completely lost all faith in movies, now. I guarantee that movie will just be girls looking hot.....

 

 

Me 2 - All movies Suck Lately - I barely ever go see a flick. And when i do go the movie is never really good.

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Dude. I watched it a couple of days ago, and it was fucking funny. 3/4ths of the movie was OK funny, with some terrible stuff, on the same level as the previous two, but the last fourth, beginning with the fight between Austin and Mini-me... I couldn't fucking hold my shit. I was consistenly crying my ass off from that point on, with the fight, the mole-poking, and Mini-me carrying Austin on his shoulders. Fucking ridiculous stuff, it really redeemed the rest of the movie. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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i liked it a lot-. my reasons were

 

beyonce

beyonce

beyonce

mini austin

hard knock life

the mini car

 

did i mention beyonce?

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i dont know what you guys were expecting but since when did austin powers become some sort of indie flick with great plot twists and halarious hijinx? you guys took this movie way to seriously...i thought there were alot of real funny parts and the story...well its austin powers it didnt really matter...the movie was supposed to make you laugh chuckle or whatever...take it easy...

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that movie made no fuckin sense what so ever. i did enjoy the part at the begening. with tom cruise as Austin and i loved the part where Danny Devito played Mini-Me. Funny as Hell.

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