SteveAustin Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 I think the little old asian cleaning lady in the office where I work is trying to bust a move on me. I'm sitting in my chair and she comes in to get the trash. No big deal...she's been doing this for a few weeks. She comes in, looks at me, does this waving motion around my face and says, "Ooooh...new hair-do? verrrrrry nice. verrrrrry handsome!" I'm like, uh...nope its kinda long and I need to get it cut...but same old style. So, a few days later...I'm working a little later when she comes in again. She starts pointing out artwork on my walls and asks me....you makey? verrrrry nice. One of her other visits she points at a picture of a woman on my wall and asks if its my girlfriend. I'm like...no...not my girlfriend, too which she asks me flat out whether or not I have one. I'm like...this is kinda odd of the cleaning lady. A few days after this she comes in again and does that familiar waving of her hand. This time its in reference to my soulpatch and chin strap. She asks her favorite question, "ooooooh....you makey? verrrrrry nice. verrrrrrrrrry sexxxxxxxy!" My reply....ahhhh, yea, I grew it myself. its real. the whole time I'm thinking....did she just tell me its sexy? So whenever she comes to get my trash she makes little comments and asks me if I makeyd something. Well, a few days ago she comes in to get my trash. She pulls out a 20 dollar bill and kinda waves it around at me. I'm kinda freaking out. I'm thinking what the hell is she doing and why is she flashing that twenty at me? It turns out she was wanting change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 settle down hot stuff.... I think she's got a grandaughter back on the mainland that the wants you to marry. The cleaning girl in my building is hot, in a really sleazy, dirty, gina kind of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 16, 2002 Author Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- settle down hot stuff... ahh shit....I shoulda figured I'd get shit for this. she freaks me out for real. its weird in a really uncomfortable way. you know...as soon as I wrote that...I started thinking....maybe she has a daughter. your probably right on zeSto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 yeah man... no doubt she's got a daughter who she doesn't want to have to clean offices. You know that all women have a 'best-before-date'...? Well this might get me in trouble, but most asian women stay very pretty for quite some time, but then that date hits, and it's gargoyle overnight. Maybe her daughter is getting close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 the 29 year old daughter of 2 computer lady at my work hits on me all the time. its quite disturbing if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Hahaha, that's pretty funny dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 seeking is my cleaning lady. came home today to a sparkling (well, as sparkling as it can be) kitchen and bathroom. not to mention, 8 months worth of beer bottles are finally gone, freeing up the other half of the kitchen. beardo/thank you a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 seeking/no, they arent gone, they're hiding in the closet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 is she old or is she a hot cleaning lady? estimate her age, or haha, ask her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 haha nice move, why didnt i think of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 seeking/cause your not as smart as me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 ok guys... if you can actually talk to each other in person.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 beardo beardo/beardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 beardo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 bread dough ? http://www.fostersmarket.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/bread.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 http://plasticpuke.net/~sway/girls/Erin/18.jpg'> ^beardo's butterfly tattoo^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 a women? oh my.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 i would chuck game at her back just for a laugh. Tell her she can run my chin strap if she wants and just mess with her a little bit...But I got problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 man, nobody hits on me at work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 IDEA IDEA STEVE AUSTIN--- see if u can snap a photo of her...and then put it on here.....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 When she next comes in have your dick just hanging out of your fly or even your nuts. See what she says when you go to stand up..............And get some photos to or someshit and post them that would be some funny shit.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 17, 2002 Author Share Posted July 17, 2002 No, she is no where near hot. She's gotta be something like 50 or so. I think she's been watching too much Seinfeld or something. I forgot to mention the part about the bathroom. She's walked in on me taking a piss 3-4 different times. I'm up at the urinal doing my thang...I hear the door open, she walks right on in and starts cleaning away. After that I was kinda finished...even tho I wasn't really. if she was even remotely attractive...I'd probably thro a little game her way, but as it is I usually take off when I hear her come into my section of the building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 dude, ask her if she has a daughter. once you go asian, you never go back. they get you hooked. on second thought. you better not get yourself into that shit. its like a drug. i call it pu nani. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 17, 2002 Author Share Posted July 17, 2002 I know lots of dudes that feel the same way, but the asian ladies do nothing for me. My weakness is more along the lines of latino and french women. Accents are what really get me...that paired with the olive skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 18, 2002 Share Posted July 18, 2002 i hear you there. french and spanish women will fuckin melt your soul though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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