Smart Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 I'm not your typical American, so, I've been really wanting another dog lately, but... maybe I should get a goat too.. anybody ever had a goat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 what the hell can a goat be good for? i have a dog my dog is named elvis i love elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 well, a friend of mine owned a bar that had a goat named Billy... it used to stand on the fence and demand food at the grill... seemed pretty cool... if a little stubborn... I would say my next dog's name, but you kids would bite it... (not you When... but you know...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 i thought goats were on a steady diet of tin cans hmm learn something new everyday right? i had a dog back in the day named Barf like Barf in spaceballs. 'Im a mog! half man half dog' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 my 1st dog... from birth to 15 was Moondog, Moon was the best... then my secong dog, she was the best too... I always have the best dogs... so, why not see how cool my goat could be? my friend's dog was Woof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 NO my dog is the bestest dog ever! go ahead get your goat mr. smart :mad: i hope you and him are happy and i wish you the best :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 I dunno about a boy goat... I like to have girl dogs, because I loves me some bitches... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DvOTeR Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne what the hell can a goat be good for? I guess the benefit of a goat is you can milk it? I have never had goat milk or goat cheese but i have sure heard of a lot more people eating that then dog milk or dog cheese.:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 When I was little, I used to spend the night at a friend's house, and her parents had goats, and they were super fanatics about food and stuff, and they made me drink their goat's milk - and I just remember it being unbearable. I guess it's healthier than cow's milk though. uuugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 16, 2002 Author Share Posted June 16, 2002 eeeew.. goats milk sucks... I think you people misunderstand... I don't want to have sex with this thing, just feed it and let it live in my yard (like my ex-girlfriend)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DvOTeR Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 hahaha im sure a goat would be cool to have just as long as it wasn't one of those ones thats holds a grudge, but i heard they chew the fuck out of your grass though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 check this out... we were at the park one day.."in hawaii" and this little girl brings this goat over...she loved it like a dog.trying to play games with it and all..had it on a leash... little did she know that it was to become a bbQ speacial. shit was wierd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 A heartwarming story. When I was little (like 5 or 6), me and my big brother had a pet goat. My grandparents had a house up in the PR mountains (where insanity would ensue later in our lives)), where they had all kinds of animals. So they gave us one of their goats, which we named Petunia. She fucking rocked. She'd eat right out of our hands, she loved to be petted, and would generally prance around all over the place. Goats take awesome shits too. They shit in tiny pea-sized balls, which seem to magically appear around their anus and form clusters before falling in neat little clumps. I'm serious, you can't see them actually coming out of their ass, they would just appear so quickly you didn't even know what was happening. But I digress... So we were delighted with our goat. We'd play with it every day for about a year, walk her around the neighborhood, etc, until one day my grandpa told me he was taking her back to Jajome (the house in the mountains), for reasons I don't remember. We were so sad... you have no idea how awesome being the only kid in the block with a goat was. So a weekend or two afterwards my family goes to Jajome for a big dinner. I was a real picky eater back then, so I didn't give a shit what was being served... all I ate at the time were chicken nuggets. Around dusk or so, the local jíbaros show up in their truck, with a shitload of food, and everyone's setting up the table and shit. One of the guys comes over and says "Hey kid, wanna see something cool?" and I'm like "YEAH!!". So he takes me to the back of the truck, pulls out a 5-gallon paint bucket, and asks me "Are you ready?" I'm shitting my pants with anticipation by now. "..." Dude proceeds to open the bucket, pulls out a severed goat head from it, by the horns. Its eyes were open, shit's dripping with blood and gore, and lots of fleshy tendrils hang from where the neck was cut. I'm about to scream in fear, until I notice the color markings on the snout match our lovely Petunia's... I run back inside, tears welling up, just to find my family enjoying a lovely goat casserole. THE MOTHERFUCKERS WERE EATING MY BELOVED GODDAMNED FUCKING GOAT. Needless to say, I lost a lot of faith in my family that day, and my grandfather sustained a hearty kicking in the shins by an enraged Mamerro. Way to scar a kid for life, fuckers. So the moral of the story is, if you get yourself a goat, make sure no asshole eats it in front of you. Beer, El Mamerro R.I.P. Petunia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 / that hit like a heated up steak knife through butter left out on the kitchen table :mad: damn goat murderous bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ALLAH NIGGA Posted June 16, 2002 Share Posted June 16, 2002 YOU LET EM YOUR GOAT!?!? HAD THAT BEEN ALLAH, ALLAH WOULD HAVE STRAIGHT UP SAID: SAY FOOL, YOU ATE MY GOAT?!? OH YOU DID? OH SHIT YALL EATIN HIM RIGHT INFRONT OF ME!? WE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THIS SHIT OUTSIDE MONEY CAUSE DONT NO ONE FUCK WITH NO GOAT. SHIT HAD SOMEONE FUCK WITH MY GOAT BELIEVE THEY WOULDNT HAVE THE TEETH TO EAT HIM WITH. EVEN IF THAT HOE WAS MY UNCLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Red Rubins....attorney at law.Typical Americans don't Burn The Flag...if you have no Goats then you have no Glory.j/k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Goats eat trash. You could save on trash bags...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 17, 2002 Author Share Posted June 17, 2002 Petunia is an awesome name for a goat... not such an appealing name for an appetizer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 i must admit to wondering if smart intended to start this thread about the rap group, but then decided it would be more fun to hear the (extremely interesting) goat stories of 12oz members. either one works for me, playboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 17, 2002 Author Share Posted June 17, 2002 that was a great album... but I actually saw a goat prancing about and that's why I started the thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ass hairball Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 GOat mmmmmmmmmmm YEa get a fucking goat then when is nice and fat make some fucking barbacoa is the shit man................................. fuck dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 http://www.vetmed.ucdavis.edu/vetext/INF-AN_EmergEuthSHGO-Images/bolt-goats.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 i thought this thread was about the group THE GOATS - They Are Dope!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 man down here ive seen people with goats just chillin in their front yard. no lie, and no im not from the country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by TonySuprano i thought this thread was about the group THE GOATS - They Are Dope!! i thought so too. what happened to them? are they still around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/soilform/Yelowstn.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DvOTeR Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Re: YOU LET EM YOUR GOAT!?!? Originally posted by ALLAH NIGGA HAD THAT BEEN ALLAH, ALLAH WOULD HAVE STRAIGHT UP SAID: SAY FOOL, YOU ATE MY GOAT?!? OH YOU DID? OH SHIT YALL EATIN HIM RIGHT INFRONT OF ME!? WE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THIS SHIT OUTSIDE MONEY CAUSE DONT NO ONE FUCK WITH NO GOAT. SHIT HAD SOMEONE FUCK WITH MY GOAT BELIEVE THEY WOULDNT HAVE THE TEETH TO EAT HIM WITH. EVEN IF THAT HOE WAS MY UNCLE haha i somewhat doubt that as a six year old he would have done this but funny none the less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 you should definitely get a goat. any good band mentions goats in their lyrics or even name of the group. examples. -"kiss the goat" -inhumanity. -GOATSNAKE -cobragoat (mangina steez) -GOATDEATH -"goats of wrath hike the midnight steps to oblogoth" -Nordic Dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ilikeskulls. Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 useless reply # ...? this crazy kid i used to skate with claimed he had sex with a goat.the kid is now in a mental hospital for attacking his mother with a razorblade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by PopGunWar you should definitely get a goat. any good band mentions goats in their lyrics or even name of the group. examples. -"kiss the goat" -inhumanity. -GOATSNAKE -cobragoat (mangina steez) -GOATDEATH -"goats of wrath hike the midnight steps to oblogoth" -Nordic Dreams. the almighty sardaukar big money gangsta's have a song called "the goat" it includes the lyrics "bring forth the goat!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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