dELiSs Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Pistol.. is it 25 at the door for sure for the show...someone told me it was more..and well im broke and i cant afford more..ehh hey pirate rum man is here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 i heard it's supposed to be 25 at the door as well. watch the bastards charge 40. i'm thinking about heading to warehouseshoesale to buy the tickets. but i'm afraid if i do i'll get lazy and decide i don't want to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deadmansrum. Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by dELiSs hey pirate rum man is here aye, miss deliss, however i'm headin for a storm and must shove off to batten down the hatches. i wish all of ye a good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol i heard it's supposed to be 25 at the door as well. watch the bastards charge 40. i'm thinking about heading to warehouseshoesale to buy the tickets. but i'm afraid if i do i'll get lazy and decide i don't want to go. i just don't want to go expectin to pay 25 then end up going back all the way home ..well its only half an hour but still... well because i don't have enough moola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 hey kids my roommate did a few lines of coke at the hooka tonite and now hes babbling about something or another fuckin weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol haha dude you gotta wash of the cack with anti-bacterial soap after you stick it in her butt. *oral is fine but it does need to be cleaned off a bit too. I did wash it off....we took a shower afterwards and I washed it REALLY good. I am thinking it is from my lack of liquids that have had going on the past few days...oh well it will be cleared up in a few days...last time I had one of these I had to cath myself to pee without wanting to die...and that was not a pleasent experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 so im guessing you fucked the raving ex-stripper? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 no...I just got her phone number....we are talking about events that took place 2 weeks ago that involved me putting it in some girls but on the 2 year anniversary of me getting laid last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 goodnight ya'll. i have some ish to do..but i probably will end up not doing it..argh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 blar har har im glad i havent contracted any diseases yet but i dont get to plunder the ladies very often as of lately damn chicks all getting uppity about their panties coming off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 yeah...well this has happened before and it was when I learned about my allergy to spermicide...it caused a urinary tract infection with a few hours and the next day I called up my ex and bitched at her because I thaught she gae me an STD...she told me she was a virgin and I found that to not be true a few weeks later. I still find that to be funny that I bitched at her because I thaught i got an STD from her....I was ready to kill her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 ps hot peppermint tea fucking rocks when your in a cold room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 UTInfections can suck ass. the doc stuck some q-tip for giants in my pee hole to double check and make i was clap free. it was free of whore juice but that q-tip hurt like a bitch. it made me never want to have sex and drink 40 cups of water per day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 yeah...I have a really small urethra so thats not going to happen to me...plus my moms is a nurse so she is able to get teh pills to clear it up really fast...I'm not even sure if its going to hurt if I pee but I am scared...last time I had one I tried to pee and I spent 15 minutes curled up in a ball on my bathroom floor...it was the most painful experience of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 http://www.wvah.com/programs/kingofthehill/hankhill.jpg'> "yep, i have a narrow urethra too" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol the doc stuck some q-tip for giants in my pee hole shudder shudder the idea of that makes me want to cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 today in my Spanish class my white teacher was trying to kick some knowledge about the Spanish coming to Mexico. She was trying to say they were way less violent and mean when conquering Mexico than the British/French in the US. She was trying to say the Spanish even had sex with the women they liked them so much. I was like what the fuck. They did it cause they were thousands of fucking miles away from home and just spent months at sea with a bunch of guys there gonna fuck cause their horny. blah nevermind deletedeletedelete KILL WHITEY! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE!!! I'm glad my black ass ain't white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 fyi they found many hair samples burried in some city that was destroyed by the spanish..mexico used to be a major trading area... hiar samples range from asia to samoa...... well im gonna go record lord of the rings now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 mmm the used rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 well supposedly the Asians came across the bering straight and settled in the US. thats why the indians sorta have the eyes. they think they are distant relatives. and some made it down south in mexico or even central america. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsessed Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 heyo latenighters any suggestions of threads to attack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 one of the few nights zack morris is up late and no ones talking...damn you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 canada pride and tease threads is all i can think of right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 who let tease back on the boards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 umm guys...how long does it take for the clap to set in?...I have a slight discharge and now I am worried...I might have to drive to florida and break a girls knee's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Snyder Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 according to a interview with heidi fleiss some years back anywhere from 48 hours after sex to a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 well its been over 2 weeks...ya think I'm i the clear and its just your average UTI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Snyder Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 2 weeks, i'd say your in the clear. keep plundering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 whew...I still have to pee though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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