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i cant fuck with that ranch, never have never will

^why can you only get boars head cheese where youre at? making pizza w hot sopresata, red pepper, spinach, thyme, crushed red pepper.....fire walk with me

i really wanna go to samarkand, the second largest city in uzbekistan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samarkand a main stopping point of the silk road, place got conquered by hella different nations in its history, so the culture and the people are very diverse and the girls are probably super fine haaaaaanh

older the relations were very memorable indeed tpbm has more than 10 hats

Re: random thoughts best thing about roast chicken might be the smell of it roasting

Re: random thoughts craving bulletproof wings but i just bought a whole chicken

real talk in here good advice morton

you are a chef, so i know you love to eat and enjoy food more than most. imagine how fucking annoying and restrictive being diabetic at a young age would be for you, and maybe your career? in a way you are lucky, because your body is actually telling you directly just how irresponsible you are being and what is going to happen if you dont change course. you no longer have the privilege of entertaining the addicts fantasy of 'maybe I will be okay' . heed the flashing lights before you run headfirst into certain disaster. good luck

Re: random thoughts bridesmaids was hella funny

i like this cider suggestions for dryer ciders? always prefer alcohol/tartness to sweetness

discovered the dopest bulletproof chinese wings recently....so large, so moist leftover pasta

hahaha wow each successive unplanned pregnancy and the associated weight gain are gonna make that tattoo more and more tragic and hilarious

metronome and collschool with the dope shit! very nice snakes >>>>>

congrats ralphy, 6 years is fucking insane! impossible to imagine, really no dope no pills been clean after a couple fuck ups in the last year been doing coke but not regularly, being Careful ha ha ha drinking every day best thing has been working as much as possible, being busy all day and physically exhausted in the evening is the best prevention ive discovered so far -cus