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I was kicking your mother in the cunt and stubbed my toe on her enormous clit LOLLLLLZZZZZZ Or maybe I ate some sour blueberries LOLLLLLLLZZZZZ

By european standards Buddhism is more of a philosophy than a religion. There is no god commanding people to do shit, no church making laws about what is or isnt blasphemy, no taxation on the community, no church with a pastor preaching what is good or bad, no heaven or afterlife that people are trying to get into... It's not like that. And even then buddhism only makes about a third of the population. The government is ardently aetheistic, much like America was supposed to be when it was first founded. We werent supposed to have laws that prohibited gay couples from marrying. Thats a very religious law written into the government. Most of China just follows what is called Confucianism. Confucius, or "Kung Fu Tze" was a philosopher who made up a lot of really good rules to live by.

We really are a nation divided.

You tell me, with alll those monitors and joysticks. How much am i the james cameron of dick jokes? If the edit time limit wasnt there, oh boy. Another 30 minutes and i wouldve incorporated robots and blue people. Another ten years and that post would be in theaters. Youd be sitting there watching aliens suck eachother off in 3d, swatting injurys hand away while he calls you a tease.

Your retort back was "Yikes?" I bet you do love the taste of retarded cocks. Hey what was the most retarded cocks in your mouth at one time? Were you like, "sorry guys im straight." And they were like, "aw bummer, we had a lot of retarded dicks." And you were like, "yikes im not homophobic so i guess you can put them all in my mouth." and then they were like, "hey youre really nonchalant and cool with your ironic usage of the word yikes. Youre such a better person than those highschool kids who talk about dicks all the time." and youre like, "omg you guys get me! Everyone else thinks im a fag who only retorts ironically because i cant think of a comeback!" Then you jerk off on their faces.

Yeah I stole it from your Mother LOL VVVVV

Allllright. And the pedals are for that game where you kick soccer balls into your cunt, yes?

Orly? Hey what's the steering wheel for? Navigating through all those pics of dicks or sometin?

Now Im imagining you with all these monitors, simultaneously clicking reload on all of them over and over, like some 12oz grammar nazi overlord.

I would but imagining you sitting there and clicking reload over and over while I fix spelling errors is taking all my time.

You should kill yourself. Not that I have anything against you. I just think it would be great if there was some weird thing where 12ozers that reached 100,000 immediately fell over dead. Scientists and would start looking into ways of preventing deaths and start marketing pills to 12ozers but they had all these disgusting side effects, so any 12ozer that lived beyond 100,000 would be severely crippled and wishing they were dead.

I live here for the job opportunities around San Francisco. The city itself and the people in it could die in a giant earthquake and it wouldn't affect me. Also my rent is fairly inexpensive, considering the amazing location that I live in. $650 beans and my roommate covers the rest. If you ever want to crash in Walnut Creek send me a pm. And religion at this point in history is just fucking laziness. By believing in god and following religion you're basically saying, "I could learn about things that are real but why bother when there's I can just make shit up?" I truly believe that you're setting your entire family and region back into the fucking bronze age by following religion. FOLLOWING religion. I use that word specifically because I dont give a shit if you're part of a religion because people join religions for a lot of reasons... but FOLLOWING a religion is the stupid part. And here's the thing, nobody NEEDS spirtuality or religion. In fact, one of the longest and most economically stable and successful countries in the WORLD has, for the most part, NEVER been religious. CHINA. Those yellow little chinks are some of the smartest, innovative and generally hospitable bunch of folks I've ever met. And yes they pay me to say that, because they're loaded and own everything. In fact let me put it this way: EUROPE throughout history has been killing eachother over religion since before there was a europe. Compared to europe the rest of Eurasia's history has been pretty fucking peaceful. Its mostly been greeks, romans, christians and catholics conquering people for money, or at least trying to. Alexander the Great nation was a fail. Rome was a fail. The crusades were a fail. Hitler's deeply Catholic regime was a fail. And european christian America is a fail too.

21? Take her to disneyland. You might be too old but SHE will have a great time.

Who would you trust more with a boat? A blind asian or a drunk white chick napping on a curb? Srs questn.

That doesnt make any sense at all. I can think of tens of hundreds of examples where religion boosted the power of the government. Not only that but religion started as the first government and created the first laws and judicial system. How the fuck does less religion equal more government? Thats like saying fewer guns means more war. You need to read more about religion starting with mesopotamians, the indus, etc And religions never did anything towards peace. Merchants and trade routes have always been the ones who establish peace and tollerance amongst different races and religions. Do your homework starting with mongolia. merchants cause world peace throughout history, because they protect anyone among trade routes. Not to mention most of them throughout history were muslims. You gotta look up african kings of timbuktu, the silk road, merchants of the indian sea... But the important part isnt their religion, its that they were merchants.

Goat Jug, you're in the bay? That was Survivor Mud run in some cornfield out towards Tracy. http://survivormudrun.com/ If you're into mud and chicks then there's a thousand reasons to go next year. Minus, i do have have a hard time loosening up my calves. I looked online and found something called "the stick" but i dunno if its worth the $30, or if there's something else i can do. Lunge stretching doesnt seem to do enough. If you or anyone else has tried any leg massaging things let me know. Blahh, I've never payed that much attention to cleat placement. A shop will align it with the ball of your big toe, and center it to the middle of your heel. If you have a hard time placing the cleats, just start by pushing them all the way back and move them incrementally (1 mm) forward if something doesnt feel right. Just make sure your cleats are straight, and your feet are flat and facing forward when you pedal.

I think they were hoping nobody would make it to the blonde. Egh.

Apple's not an information technology company. They make computers, not websites, so there's really no connection to them and the dot com boom. Facebook however is incredibly similar to the dot com boom, except it's one company creating the entire bubble. Its actually the biggest single-business bubble in history. They make a billion dollars a year in ad revenue and attempted to sell a hundred times that in shares. Apple shares, for comparison, sell for only sixteen times over their revenue. Google's only 14 times. If you bought shares in facebook at the original $38 a share price, you wouldn't see any return on investment until facebook took home 10% of all ad revenue in the world. $1 of every $10 spent on advertising across every media platform would have to be spent on facebook real estate. That's a bet economists would predict as "highly unlikely." Hahah. It's not impossible, but still the new share price of $28 is a much more reasonable wager. I wouldn't tho. That type of growth requires exponential growth over the next ten years, while predictions for facebook's growth actually shows slowing. Here's the issue with facebook, and one they HAVE to overcome or the company, their investors, and wallstreet is gonna feel the pain: how to gain more ad revenue. General Motors spends a lot of money on ad revenue and while their way of spending that money is a bit "oldschool" with TV commercials, they're slowly moving those tv commercials to youtube and google based websites. In fact, GM is pulling their ads from the superbowl. That's six million dollars going to someone else. It makes sense for them to do this. Google and youtube are products that people use to look up information, so sliding in advertisments with that information is an easy hit. Facebook's format doesnt allow usage of TV commercials in quite the same way. Things on facebook need to be more personable. There's actually a great story about this, and how your data on facebook is used here: http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2012/05/22/153300390/facebook-now-what

That whole look's a parisian thing. I was at a regular diner in paris and my 19 year old waitress had an afro and was wearing denim overalls and nothing else. Everybody's so hot over there that they just make shit up and it works.

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I was asking what data was facebooks IPO based on. Branding? Hopes and dreams of what facebook COULD do with all that data? They currently dont do squat with it aside from ad revenue, which in the grand scheme of ad revenue they're only taking a tiny slice of the pie. 100B was hype. Nasdaq and facebook thought they could just say it was worth 100B and people would believe it. Now that everyone's actually thinking about what they're ACTUALLY worth they're coming up with a MUCH lower number. I feel awful for the initial investors that were suckered into facebook and wallstreet's trap and have lost billions of dollars in a matter of days. http://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-facebook-worth-2012-5

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-facebook-beseiged-20120524,0,1622347.story Saw this coming. Anyone who ACTUALLY thought facebook was worth $100 BILLION was a fucking moron. What is facebook? What do they sell? Where is their money coming from? They're just an overhyped geocities.

Look we both understand why people dismiss science because "it's not 100%." It's a religious point of view, because religious people hate complexity and just wish everyone and everything was simple and just like them. They CRAVE 100%'s and refuse to accept anything that isn't. That's about where philosophy ends and the age of allowing complexity begins. It's where science begins. The world is complex and there will never be a 100% understanding of EVERYTHING because knowledge looks like fractal. We've written a physics formula that explains everything from the big bang to how double helix DNA formed but it requires the presence of the higgs particle which may or may not exist. That said there have been a billion 100%'s since ancient Greece, which is where this discussion about logic originates, or at least where historical record begins. Planets are a 100%. We first discovered planets in our solar system in the 1700's, 2000 years after Socrates died, which means free will and determinism weren't designed as a metrics for understanding a universe nobody knew existed. They were trying to understand human behavior. You gotta remember that 400 years after Socrates died Rome, an empire that idolized the teachings of Greece, was still sacrificing animals to the gods so their crops would grow. They thought people were marionettes for the gods and if someone was raped or murdered, it was the gods doing it. Understanding human psychology didnt even exist until the 1800's. It's a lack of education and understanding on this planet that's phenominal. Nobody on this planet could fly to africa and make so much as a toaster or a water bottle from scratch. Few people would even know where to begin. Same with genetics. Only a handful really understand why it's even possible to grow a human ear on a mouse's back. How many people here have even heard of epigenetics? if this is tldr i'll sum up what i think im trying to say here: The number of 100%'s out there are flying out at such a rapid pace. You could sit around and imagine what could be out there. Or you could be learning about half of what IS out there.

Thank god I'm straight so I can wear all the dresses I want.