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  1. my next article... http://rideapart.com/2014/05/loaner-report-2012-vespa-gts-250-ie/
  2. It doesn't look good in photographs but in real life I really like it. You have to walk around it a couple times to make sense of it, but it's definitely something I would GLADLY live with for a long time. Maybe one day. So long as I'm trying to make money doing graphics and writing, fuck NOPE. Speaking of, this just went live. Psalm, you can be my east coast correspondent. Hit me up on the facebooks. http://rideapart.com/2014/04/real-racers-sam-romick/
  3. hey folk. last sunday. we had a bit of a wildfire last summer.
  4. What kind of stand is that? Looks sweet. is it cheaper than the Bursig? I've got a track day at sonoma on the 14th. And I'm writing for ride apart. And did you hear about AMA coming to Sonoma and racing with AFM? Club racing and SBK on the same day... on the same track!?!??! Epic motorcycling year is epic. Oh. Bought new fairings. Black ones fell off.
  5. please tell me "dingo them" means to blame their abrupt disappearance on the indigenous wildlife. If so i'm stealing it. Just like every fucking american who says "No worries."
  6. Did anyone else read that article and think they said "ringfinger" when it was "ringleader?" Just me? kthxbai
  7. Woah, hey now. Don't misunderstand me. The entire purpose of mexican food is to be a vessel for guack. But seriously, refried beans on a sandwich is genius. Add grilled onions and carnitas. I'm talking about perfect juicy tender carnitas with the crispy edges... Then add guack... And cheese... Philadelphia can fuck off and die for all i care after that.
  8. To try a torta. Mexicans have a sandwich, and its the best sandwich. Why are there mexicans at mcdonalds when there's tortas? Explain life to me.
  9. planning on detroit. Its a must after watching some tourist video and seeing all the clean wholesome RICH looking white folk acting in commerce. SUN D, i'm going to sun valley to spread ashes (NOT MY DIRECT FAMILY'S) And if there's snowboarding there's mountainbiking in the summer, so thanks for the heads up. I'll take rocks and mud in high quantities pls. Also, when we say "idaho potato" what is it we're talkin about here? Are they your average potatoes? Are they gigantic? These are things i need to know and plan for ahead of time. I don't want any fucking surprises when i get there.
  10. LOL. The only part that's real was that there was a funeral and i met a bunch of cousins. My family is fine—er, the same. My brother did not send an SOS by sticking a cellphone into a turkey's anus with his last dying breath. I dunno if I'll see colorado on this trip but eventually, man. Eventually. I think I'm going straight for idaho on this one. Wherever I go I'll be taking some bikes. I'll definitely be representing.
  11. You guys either thought that my comments here were serious, or you're holding out on me. I'm looking for places to go, things to do, some rocks to kick, some bears to wrassle, some hip hop dance moves to learn, whatever it is these places have going, I want to know about it.
  12. Dude you're supposed to be talking up these places. I'm from california. I can shit on it all by myself.
  13. Are they really off? Give me a sec. I think i disabled them because i check 12oz never. We can talk about it here it doesnt matter. I'm road-tripping from californ-I-A to Sunvalley Idaho, Austin Minnesota, Some tiny detroit subburb, Kansas City, and some other places in Missouri. Big long trip all over the side of america i've never seen or had much interest in before now. I want to see the real mid-west. I'm not going to be one of those tourists that stays on the beach near the resorts and never ventures outward.
  14. In a car accident. They hit four or five turkeys in the road before smashing into a tree. Real blood bath. Cops found my brother's phone inside a dead turkey about three miles away. We're guessing there was no reception to call for help, so before the remaining vengeful turkeys overwhelmed the only survivor in the wreckage, he managed to dial 911 and jam his phone up one of the turkeys asses. The constipated bird succumbed to his injuries a few miles away with full bars. At the funeral, however, a bunch of cousins I didn't know I had came out and asked if I remembered them. Last time i saw them I was like three and mostly retarded, so I recalled the only memory I had: one of them liked olives. They came from all over the fucking mid-west. Michigan, idaho, Ohio, and missouri, so next summer I'm planning a shitty fucking vacation to see where they live and make memories with adorable fucking children that all look like me. For those of you who are orphans or adopted, i just want to say how fucking awesome it is to have family that's actually related to me. Must suck not to know where you come from, even if where you come from is the god-forsaken midwest. I know a lot of you hipster douchebags live in these medieval states so I'm wondering what advice you have to give me before I go on my epic journey into the seventh layer of hell.
  15. Met him several years ago on halloween in Santa Barbara. He told me he was looking for a fight. About five minutes later he was wailing on two frat boys until cops ripped him off of them and told us to take a walk. Crazy ass night to say the least. Rest in peace dude.
  16. VFR rear, gsxr1000 front with ohlins cartridges and brembo six pot brakes and MC, ohlins triple clicker rear. Dragon Supercorsapro tires, exhaust my friend welded up.
  17. I like how this went from you saying "hey guys why don't you give stunt bikes some attention?" to "leave stunters alone." in a hurry. Also, I said women. I dont care about what girls at black bike week are into. You're overshooting it if you feed them anything more than mcdonalds and dick. That said I do like stunting in a scripted, literal format such as in a particular music video
  18. Yuck. Everything about you is fucking gross. If thats why you took a $3500 motorcycle and reduced it to a $1200 motorcycle, for all the bitches, i am very, very sorry for the revelation in your future. Hint: Women don't give a fuck about motorcycles.
  19. Might be good. You'll have a bitch of a time rebuilding that fox shock since they only make bicycle shocks now. The wave rotors are cool but he calls them "aftermarket" so i don't know if they're galfer, or knockoffs. probably only has 40 hp. Im looking at supermotards so i can do $50 track days at kart tracks. Theres a couple around here.
  20. That first two photos are pictures of my bike. Same make and model. Except the guy painted the frame purple, put a couple engine guards on it, and swapped the front end for a 954, which is what happens when you build a stunt bike by doing all the modifications a forum tells you that you need, without riding the fucking bike first. It's fucking gay. Also, idiot number 3 has the tires on backwards. I also think the post before yours sucked too. Ignorant ass hipster bikes, but we all have to start somewhere. Sorry i've been riding for too long now. I want to see pictures of motorcycles that have turn signals, with stalks. That have proper suspension upgrades and dude is fucking railing.
  21. usually rear cameras suck because all you're looking at is ass, plus gygro gimbals dont show lean angles like static cameras. At 1:30 dude looks like his shoulder hits the wall. Macau's one of those races that never would happen in america.
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