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toluene_causes_tumors

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  1. would help but w/e id still have fun knockin that around in the dark just once
  2. still professor farnsworth. i wish i could do zoidberg somehow. maybe i'll be larry david. he's like the previous two combined sort of.
  3. (not eat the dead. or maybe he did i don't know. i wasn't there. fuck.)
  4. vlad the impaler. i'm too lazy to post a pic or link but he had entire villages killed and then had the heads put on posts to scare away visitors. he would frequently eat his dinner among the dead after battles.
  5. waiting for a huge cast iron pan filled with vegetables to finish slow cooking in my oven.
  6. i saw beavis and butthead do america last night for the first time in years. fucking hilarious even though there's some major loopholes in the plot.
  7. false. tpbm has never had pizza margherita from little italy (ny).
  8. smash until shes crying, then go home and drink myself into a deep shameful sleep.
  9. what about abter or moss....oh wait you were talking about people that DON'T suck lol my bad
  10. i dont even care i would send that pussy into the 8th dimension
  11. 4 girls sitting drunk smash smash trash smash 2 nasty whores smash trash
  12. wait, what was reboot? that sounds familiar.
  13. wow bam margera really let himself go. and check out those anal beads.
  14. civil rights activists be rollin in their graves n shit nigga.
  15. rob a college student. there's plenty of them walking home wasted from the bars at night if you're in albany or buffalo.
  16. that drag queen is fucking scary:shook: :shook: :shook:
  17. that roof is almost as exciting as large-reared women in tight jeans
  18. :cool: cap dresses like a true old school metalhead in that flick where he's young on the train
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