HELLA LOVE IT

WAIT A SEC, SOMEONE HERE STARTED DRINKING BEFORE 2? FUCK. THE BAR'S BEEN RAISED!

prop'd "Somewhere in there was an awful scene, with people expressing disgust for Billy and the woman, and Billy found himself out in his automobile, trying to find the steering wheel. The main thing now was to find the steering wheel. At first, Billy windmilled his arms, hoping to find it by luck. When that didn't work, he became methodical, working in such a way that the wheel could not possibly escape him. He placed himself hard against the left-hand door, searched every square inch of the area before him. When he failed to find the wheel, he moved over six inches, and searched again. Amazingly, he was eventually hard against the right-hand door, without having found the wheel. He concluded that somebody had stolen it. This angered him as he passed out. He was in the back seat of his car., which was why he couldn't find the steering wheel. Now somebody was shaking Billy awake. Billy still felt drunk, was still angered by the stolen steering wheel."

The drunken "can't find the steering wheel" scene is in my list of top 5 most hilarious passages... holy fuck do i cry with laughter at that.

i'm thinking more along the lines of a strap being a reasonable backup plan... a machete is strange to me... and it's only a parking lot booth being run by what are probably high school kids... still seems weird

definitely pondering the reasons for a machete being anywhere near a parking attendant's booth...

OMG U GUYSR STILL TALKNG ABOUT THIS LOL?

dear bitches, keep loving smileys, it's your job sincerely, poz

Restaurant Wage < Normal Minimum Wage the reason for this is BECAUSE people are expected to tip...

jumping into this one tonight:

TRYING TO KICK THIS FUCKING COLD

went to take a piss on the Dirtdog on my way down to socal on my birthday, coming down from acid. i open the door and, still seeing strange shit, this black homeless looking fat bitch in sweatpants and hoody is in there smoking rock or some shit. it's dark because, of course, the light only turns on in there when you LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR. she flips the fuck out, i stumble back down to my seat, annoyed. she comes stomping down the aisle talking about stabbing my white ass or some shit. she makes about 4 more trips back to the shitter, damn near YELLING a bunch of racist, violent shit. each time i had myself cocked and ready to manhandle this bitch if she put her hands on me. nothing happened, she eventually got taken off the bus, but let back on with the (lack of) understanding that she wasn't to be a psycho anymore. even this large ass white supremacist dude was tripping when she walked by and we'd start laughing hella hard once she passed it was fun. definitely one of the best/worst birthdays of my life.

ok, there we go.... double post :D

i'm not sure what mine is so let's see

ORLY

again, we already knew he wasn't putting shit up. it's not funny for that reason, but rather the fact that he dicks out his wife on camera and acts like a little bitch when she blows his "secret" outta the water.

haha... hopefully his broad leaves him. he should have ran with it... denying it vehemently for the reverse psych fake out...

^^^ is that pablo fucking sandoval?

28 dollar bill today... decent service... average at best. 8 dollar tip.

as long as the host is personable and making an effort, i drop at least 20%... sometimes a host/hostess will do their part, while the kitchen lags or fucks things up, in which case said host shouldn't be held accountable. if they just flounder service-wise, i'll give them much less than the average 15%

she'll get time served. she's already served 3, faces a max of 4...

while you shouldn't ever shaft your family like that, she probably wasn't lying... bitch has problems...

4 counts of lying to the police is all she caught...

i'm gonna go jerk off to court pictures

i generally hate Anchor Books' covers... shit's cheap. this book is fucking good though. Krakaur's style of writing is pretty bland, but he does do a good job reporting... making sure to be thorough with the details, while including relevant tangents. i just wish i hadn't seen the movie.