what the shit did you just say about my ears?!
Anyway, so back on topic I guess. A little word of advice to anyone moving to New York (OR even just visiting, true fact)
First thing you want to do is apply for a NY license... yes, even if you're just visiting... THEN you want to apply for food stamps... YES, even if (I cannot stress this enough) you're JUST visiting... They will give you $200 a month...