Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear opossum,
you know, i was having a fairly pleasant, if not somewhat dangerous, drive to work daydreaming about other's graffndance steez with the dulcet tones of feist coming out of my speakers, probably too loud (it was one of those moods), when you shocked me back to reality. i could have probably hit you, as you most likely just came from some nice person's garbage, but that's not like me. i was pretty close to work so you didn't totally ruin it. but i just wanted to put it out there, you know, in case you were oontzing today.
- muddles