This isn't so much what I'm doing as to what I just encountered.
Some dude just ran into my work drunk as fuck. Screaming about how he needs Vitamin Water and Gatorade, someting about how he is at work and doesn't want his boss to know he is drunk. I couldn't really hear it all since I work in the back however I could here some though since he was screaming.
It was silent for about 30 seconds until I hear the same voice just scream "Fuck." The dude busts through the door into the back (where I work) goes into the bathroom and starts barfing. I'm not sure how but he had the most intense sound coming out of him as if he had a megaphone projecting the sound of him puking. After about 5 minutes of that the dude staggers out and see's me. He says "Sorry about that homie, but for real y'll mufuckas ain't got not Vitamins Waters?"
This dude just made my day.