sausage party

i love the fact that people bring the craziest shit on this thread about the horrible trials of their personal lives. ive never had a hemmy, but have probably had a nightmare about it or something edit: hope you dont dress like him too, jugzer

my filipino friend has been drinking since he was a teenager and is twenty three now and still cant drink. hes drunk in three tall boys.

im a pisces

freaknik's back baby edit: if this hasn't been in ORRY it should

May I inquire as to why you use incorrect grammar?

Re: Shit you Hate Appreciation thread.......................... "chillax"

PIGLET http://www.last.fm/listen/artist/Piglet/similarartists

Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! best thread

i want to contribute but i either cant think of any original ones or all of them are already mentioned. great thread.

waiting for my girl to pick me up to smoke a L, reading about blaxploitation, and listening to melt banana, and drawing up letters for a roller that will be based off the main logo for SHAFT. gonna look great.

THATS MY KINDA MAN ROBO! /NH

Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! it did!? im not crazy then...would have been funnier if you didnt tell me that though.

Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! i have looked at the subject line for this thread for months now and have always avoided entering because it looked non-sensical (contradictory to why i even click on CH0). i am posting in this thread because up until right now i thought the subject said "a tranny is giving me a HAND job right fucking now". where is my mind? how did i put hand in place of government for so long? im a terrible and stupid person.

2.5/5 CAUSE YOU ARE GOING AGAINST THE LAWS OF MAN. NUMBERS NEXT TO LETTERS WITH NO SPACES?! ITS AN ABOMINATION! 4/5 for siggy because i just cleaned off the jolly ranchers stuck to my windows in my ch0 apt.

trying to do a roller and recuperating from a fucked up ankle, a pulled muscle in my back, and an upper respiratory infection from smoking too many blunts during allergy season. FUCK

NO HOMO

just got out of classes for the day. its about fifty degrees and sunny. wish i had a car to lug a bunch of decks around.

SHARK VS. ZOMBIE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz0-EjRsYsI&feature=channel

hmm

where are all the australian shepards at!?! wish i was that kid..

do you really need to be told that babies are born outta butts

can you stop yourself from peeing when you poop?