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sausage party

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  1. i wish i could quit jersey shore, just cant.
  2. on the other side he has a tattoo that says in god i trust. awesome.
  3. fuuuckkkkkkk that tag!??! and how does this guy have the most photogenic spots around hah
  4. pear needs his own thread. *obligatory ja bumppps*
  5. damn some middle school graffiti in here
  6. this show has a great unifying quality. its ability to bring together all walks of life to rag on guidos and chachs' together is undeniable and incredible.
  7. get in touch with her and handle it outside of a party situation. then rape her EDIT: no one will believe her if she retracts her rape claim and then reinstates it. its a foolproof plan
  8. jay electronica is dope, glad to see people been finding out about him ...hes no eli porter though he deed it in '09
  9. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear new flannel, im sorry we got separated at the peanut butter wolf show last night. i didnt mean for things to end like that. i know ill find you and all my markers that were securely in your inside pocket soon. love, rock one.
  10. six bmx riding toys jumped me at a party for no reason. my money maker was unharmed but my fucking ribs were hurtin for a bit. cowards.
  11. its not a twilight reference at all. youre not getting the joke and im not going to waste typing trying to explain it to you
  12. i dont care. fucking alcohol companies have been specifically picking the demographics for their gross shit for EVER. im white and i eat the shits up! everyone gets drunk, its just a matter of how drunk you desire to be. if so, get som dis juiceee
  13. what gift would you give her? heres mine. tickets to the new twilight movie
  14. its ya boy u-banks: "now hold my hand, and take a step through the door, be careful don't fall, lets sit on those two chairs alone, watching a movie, so we can see what's going on, if you don't like to watch, you can lean on my chest, take a rest do your best....BABY GEHL"
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