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TONY MAYO

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  1. Pigs in Ghana have developed a taste for humans http://www.modernghana.com/news/348927/1/pigs-consume-human-bodies.html soon
  2. Re: Name my new dog So what's the verdict? What's your new best friend's name?
  3. That's what your fingers look like when you pick a bloody nose
  4. invisible bicycle helmet is nonsensical
  5. Re: Name my new dog as seen in South Park http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Aw8GfzRk6w
  6. Don't know where exactly. He was out partying with a friend I think, probably a bit drunk so when Junkie appeared out of nowhere on some Ghost Dog meets Gollum shit and jumped him his reflexes were more Booze Lee than Bruce Lee. The lip came off for good. Plastic surgeons used skin from his sides and buttocks to graft over the wound. (I know, Ass-Lip, right?) He's healed up alright given the circumstances but he looks totally different to the people who knew him before the attack. Like I said, he ain't pretty no more.
  7. Homie was in Barcelona earlier this summer. A junkie attacked him on the street and BIT HIS LOWER LIP CLEAN OFF! Poor guy. He ain't pretty anymore. True story. I swear I couldn't make this shit up.
  8. smash red feathered carnival dancer
  9. Thank you Oraeo for sharing with us the story of your people. What is your tag? Also
  10. Re: Name my new dog Bark Obama
  11. pics of said X in the middle of your shit?
  12. I feel for you man, things that mess up your sense of smell/taste are fucking horrid. When I was about 10 I sneezed while eating a carrot and a small piece of it ended up somewhere way up in the back of my nose. There wasn't anything I could do to get it out so I just forgot about it. Until a few days later when I'd been wondering why everything smelled so awful, I had looked around the kitchen and in the trash bins at home and found nothing that could explain the stench. And then I realized it was the fucking carrot rotting away somewhere inside my head that made EVERYTHING smell and taste like shit for almost a week. /coolstorybro
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