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true. watching the groovie goolies monster mash currently tpbm still has their first tape/cd/album

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Caligula, I believe somewhere in the bay area. My best friend needs help with bills and is the military. she claims the base is in Frisco, but i think its near it..??Tonight i'm flying to her tech school in Texas to discuss it a little... Dear Suki, Thanks....i'm thinking this will be a good thing for me. I do have a couple months to prep for it though- job hunt volume 2 starts today:)

false. i wont be in a bed tonight, i'll be on a plane. tpbm has had a mullet

ha. i know several folks that are like this. hot one minute. cold the next. why waste peoples time??

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear state of california, lets hope things work out this time around. if i go back out there, i hope its all shitz and giggles and worth it. I know i told myself the next time i moved itd be somewhere new...but right now, calis the option on the table.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Suki, I kinda feel like i need to ask you something. but i know i may end up feeling dumb doing so.. TTT

true. been um...alot longer than that. tpbm isnt into dating

tralse. used to be. still really iffy about most meats. tpbm prefers wine to beer.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo i didnt. i fucking dropped it. hence the clinking sound. flushed a buck 50 down the toilet.

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cas/1432883462.html

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear t14-whatsyourface, No, actually, far from it. I was amidst changing body jewelry, and didnt screw the top ball on tight, for easy switch out later.I dont believe I have to go into graphic detail or elaborate the pain of the ball being too tight causing complications later. Thanks for yer concern tho. Dear Caligula, Woot! Sounds fun. Let me know how they go... Dear citysmasssshha, Not happening. Nice try tho. Dear Oddproject, mmm, clap, its treatable. you'll get over it.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear nephew, Potty training is fun and all, but, really, how did you ingest a fat cap and not choke???anyways, you can practically recite the spongebob song, you should be able to wipe your own ass. in other potty news: Dear lady in restroom at work, you're a whore and a liar. You've broken all respect for womens restroom rules. you CANT be all friendly, do the smile and nod like its ok to use that stall when you've had a poo explosion. oh and boss, that metal clinking sound in my stall? wasnt my key.i lied. It was my clit ring. cheers!

crap. we both answered. true dark hair.

false.i dont think any of my friends work food. tpbm is a germ phobic

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, Thanks for helping a homie out. I also got props for some porn i posted...weirdest comment ever accompanied it. ''she looks like my sisters''. hmm. no matter. whatcha got goin this weekend?

True. a huge gigantic zippo, that'd burn off my face if i ever used it for a square. tpbm never once cheated in school.

false. i aint scared of shit. the flu is the flu,you can die from any of the strains of the virus anyway. tpbm is without health insurance

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, This aint the compliment thread, but i like running into you anyway : )

false. I really dont watch t.v. often. tpbm hunts.

i really want a bonsai tree, but havent ever been able to find them in my area. i suppose dessert climates arent best for them...

coffee wasnt as good as i hoped it'd be. bought me a little pouch thing too. sorry :/ i meant well.

ew. why is it saying i was edited by someone with a dumb reason?

false. tpbm doesnt need to know much, considering everyone in new mexico drives like they're fucking helen keller behind the wheel.

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo i think someones already said that to me. fail*

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo um. yer pretty? in a manly way.