Malin

True. The person below me has bad gas.

You: hi Stranger: hey You: wheres all the terds at? You: im the turd burglar Stranger: did you check your . . butt? You: give up the goods Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HI You: hi Stranger: IM GOD You: awesome. ive been looking for you You: can i have a moment of your time Stranger: OF COURSE You: i gots some favors to ask. You: first of all You: why cant operah control her weight Stranger: 미안해 질문뜻을 이해못하겠어 You: the fuck man? you know im can only read in english You: i dont like where this is going... Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: asia? Stranger: hi You: usa Stranger: wow Stranger: where exactly? You: california You: u You: ? Stranger: russian federation. Stranger: what's the time now in ca? You: 11pm and there? Stranger: 10 am (: You: cool Stranger: morning begins... You: i want toast Stranger: go get it (: You: jam too You: buy me some Stranger: and send via email? You: you russian guys have lots of money Stranger: ohrly? You: naw man smash it threw the screen Stranger: lol You: ill eat it and have diarteheaa Stranger: what's the diartehea? You: i like to shit alot You: its so awesome You: i shit in my hand and smear it on my cat Stranger: wow You: her stinks You: we watch tv with shitty hands and shitty paws Stranger: are u okay? You: no im covered in shit what do you think? Stranger: i think u'd better see the doctor. You: actually im lying im covered in shit but my cat and i enjoy it. You: i probably should huh. Stranger: for sure You: its pretty terrible You: i know You: but i cant help it Stranger: why almost everyone's talking some incredible shit here? You: the cat shits on the floor and rubs himself in it. then rubs it on me Stranger: it's kinda hard to find one who's okay You: its fuckin shit fest over here on thursday nights Stranger: gfy Stranger: sick fucker You: whats that mean' Stranger: that means go fuck urslef You: shit fest Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Room Mate, Please stop talking to me from across the room. You're getting on my nerves. I'm stoned, and it's hard to enjoy my stay here in Ch.0, and hold a conversation with you. I'm visibly stoned as well as annoyed. Thanks buzz kill. This took me 7 agonizing minutes to type this shit out, jerk. -Cochino Mold Malins

Re: wtf Where's the flicks at?

True. The person below me is a felon.

True. The person below me knows a fireman.

False. The person below me drinks Red Bull, a lot.

False. The person below me owns a skateboard.

Hi Seyer! Meh. The person below me has had a killer hang over sometime this week.

Does anyone have an actual pic of catface?

These dudes really take dancing serious.

True. The person below me makes love all the time.

I've always wanted to do dirty things to her body that included but not limited to: a tall rusto can, some butter, a manora, and a kosher dill.

False. The person below me has a hipster hair cut.

True. The person below me has anger issues.

False. The person below me has was proscribed Ritalin as a child.

I like it all. The person below me has read three or more books this month.

Bitched got devirginized by a fountain.

Worrrrrrdddddd?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5L20vWjMUA

True. Barbecue galore. The person below me is on some kind of diet.