Malin

False. The person below me has been to Amsterdam.

Fuck it. Stuff the kid and the puppy in the toilet, light a stick of dynamite and toss that in there too. Then go to this

Sacrifice the kid at a black mass, bang to the devil, worship the puppy.

Flush the kid down the toilet.

True. The person below me is bummed about something right now.

Is there a link to it?

Good call.

Done.

You have the right idea, good sir.

False. The person below me hates their cell phone.

Man... go into your local supermarket and push out a cart of food. The fuck? Problem solved. Or slang that nifty laptop you're using to me for 50 bucks.

True. The person below me has been to Mexico.

False. The person below me drinks coffee everyday.

False. The person below me has met people off the internet before.

False. The person below me lives Europe.

This.

False. The person below me is dating more than one girl right now.

True. The person below me likes Thai food.

No doubt these broads are banging, but for some reason I always think these chicks would have hairy buttholes.

I don't know why the media is reporting he died of cardiac arrest? He died from eating a 3 year old wiener!

How do I sign up to be the 11th? Shit, I'll even drug myself so she don't have to waste her stash.

So what's the deal? Did you whoop his funny looking ass or not?

He deserved it.