stevem.yzerman

true tpbm likes the Marshall Mathers LP

I wish mary jane could not be detected in your system

9/11 is definitely the most important/influental incident of the decade

false tpbm hates the engine light

Light Aamplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation RAdio Detection And Ranging Betcha didn't kno those were acronyms

granted but u will wake up in the middle of the night and not be able to get back to sleep i wish i had a monte carlo

granted but when you eat it you die from the radiation used to mutate said breakfast I wish i didnt smoke a blunt yesterday

maybe not in 2009 but in the next 365 days most likely tppm had used windows 7

Granted but u got Elton John to clean it by sucking him off I wish I had a coffee

granted but you now are stranded in the desert I wish I hadn't had to ditch my shank last week

Bum ass nigga he shoulda been keepin his girl happy instead a fuckin wit ps3. C'mon son, really? Ps3? A good slap wouldnt hurt either tho. P.S. maybe asians arent "white washed" maybe thats how they are

granted but u now have down syndrome and cannot drive yourself I wish I woke up earlier

true: started yesterday tpbm has tattoos

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granted but your monitor blows up i wish i could go back in time

true tpbm likes mexican candy

granted but the meat is from a donkey i wish annoying mafuckers wouldnt text me

false I will be failing my math class no matter what anyway so no need to study and I have like one of the highest scores in all of my other classes so again no need to study tpbm has a degree

Umm..... What?

granted your mother lets out a wild fart which raises the climate in your car a whole degree i wish i got somore sleep

granted but now you drink 3 pints of alcohol a day

I wish I knew what the fuck was up with this person

granted you are now a mortician i wish i could read minds

Granted its called alcoholism you inherit it from your father and your great aunt Mable I wish the perfect girl for me didn't go wit this weak fuck

really false tpbm likes sushi