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stevem.yzerman

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  1. What?...Nigga what the fuck is juice? I want some apple drink baby...it's green! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjUiuO9FYJs&feature=related
  2. granted but now u live in a hotel sauna and cannot leave i wish my speeding ticket would vanish
  3. granted but u have to report for probation daily from 9pm to 5am i wish i had an A in math
  4. granted but u are on a deserted island and have no food to eat so you eat your ownly companion your girl. You live the rest of your life alone and regretting your decision I wish I had a Dodge Charger
  5. This guy keeps making dumb threads and spelling everything horribly...He even spelled his own name wrong. Were you trying to spell coffee?
  6. granted but now u have tourette's and yell "BOMB!!!" when ever you go into a building, in addition you yell "church's" when ever you see a black person and "tamales" whenever you see a mexican I wish it was December 19th already
  7. Bro, post the number....this will be hilarious no HYSTERICAL. Bro....post the number....c'mon
  8. granted I wish i lacked compassion so I could beat the shit out of a bitch
  9. granted but bruce valanch farted in it prior to you drinking it i wish i had anti-depressants
  10. Granted but they look like stevies I wish my new job wasn't seasonal
  11. That shit is fake. Kinda funny, when I was about 11 I always thought there was a homeless person living in my house when my cookies went missin, no lie.
  12. granted but now you look like Gary Bussey I wish bitches would act right
  13. depends on if somebody cooks em' but i dont care for tamales tpbm is a premiun member
  14. For some strange reason bitches love smiley faces, use them in ur texts
  15. granted but youare forced to work a 70 hour week i wish it wasnt so fucking cold outside
  16. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhK3z25y7A2Xc417H5 look just before the video gets to 25:00 theres a Loaf in there
  17. you're a broke down badookadook swamp donkey
  18. Granted but on her first day of work she robs you and brings minorities to your house to beat the shit out of you I wish my paper would write itself
  19. Granted but you fly first class into the Renaissance Center being flown by terrorists I wish I could "flush" the stress from my body
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