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stevem.yzerman

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  1. This whole thread is homo. Nigga was cyberin with a dude
  2. I dont care much about football but it is an american tradition so true tpbm is ridin wit the colts
  3. graanted but it eats all of the normal pets in the neighborhood so all the angry pet owners come to your house and kill you and eat you I wish I lived in Atlanta
  4. false the fastest I can get to work is 25 minutes and thats if I'm in a rush/Batmobile mode tpbm has avoided arrest by luck or police incompetancy and will share
  5. True Tpbm posts under the influence at least 20% of the time
  6. false tpbm has something to do in the morning?
  7. false tpbm considers themselves a good person
  8. granted, now people just thro dead fish at you I wish I had no concience
  9. false tpbm has seen someone throw up this holiday season
  10. false not yet tpbm gets wasted on their day off
  11. I wish they had a "high no more" product for weeed smokers
  12. not granted, you get a slap from rosie odonells hand covered in lil' wayne's cum i wish my friends that are girls would blow me just because
  13. granted but you awaken because your cat shits on your face ruining your weekend I wish my college bookstore was open now so i could cash these books in
  14. false i gotta work the midnight although its not as bad as you think and i get paid today tpbm has been to court
  15. I wish I had my job 3 weeks earlier to pay for tickets, bills and presents I wish that I'll bang this chick at work (which theres a decent chance I will anyway)
  16. false but i do enjoy porn, blunts, blacks and 12oz tpbm smoked today
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