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Ilove2paint4free

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  1. ......Dio gave us Holy Diver. Circa 1984. Great tunes.
  2. Hey Blood, I have become way to intrigued by your posts and flix. Please post all your tattoos for my mental masturbation. Fondly, 2paint
  3. Frate, you must have a shitty driving record. I got my first speeder last year. They let me go to traffic school and no points on my record. No supension
  4. Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?! SHIT! Warn us before you scare the Crap out of us. Crap, get it.
  5. Arizona has tons of real fans. We just can't afford season tickets. AND, unlike Raider fans, we aren't willing to steal our kids welfare money to buy tickets to the games. Cardinal fans are working class folk who fill the Sports bars for chicken wings and half priced pitchers of beer.
  6. Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tails, Would love to take pictures but her husband would trash me. It must remain our unspoken secret fling that I share with only the 12-ozers. Regrettably, 2paint
  7. as long as pencil neck geeks control the rankings college football will never be as good as the NFL. Give college football playoffs and I will agree with Grimey
  8. my brother has sick graff writing skills. he brought me to the OZ. Channel Zero is what keeps me here.
  9. I would have laughed too....and probably before I knew you were ok. speaking of movie embarrassment. I watched a fat guy get pulled out of his seat by a buddy because his legs fell asleep from lack of circulation. He had that sloppy shuffle one gets from blood loss to the legs. I laughed but felt bad about it when the lights came on because he was retarded. very embarrassing.
  10. Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Smoking Hot Neighbor, Thank you for riding your stationary bike in a sports bra with the blinds open. Thanks for choosing tight wife beaters for casual dress around the house. Most importantly, thanks for sitting in your hot tub topless. I know you see me watching! Fondly, Perversion
  11. You have just moved into GOD status with me. I bow at your feet
  12. You must've been spent. The isles aren't that steep. Were you embarrassed that you tripped or that you couldn't stop rolling. just bustin' ur balls.
  13. Maybe we can get Mrs. Cleaver to help. She speaks "Jive" Be first to name the movie!
  14. I am willing to bet I am the only Arizona Cardinal fan in all of 12oz-land. I can't remember the last time we were 5-5. Holy Shit! We still get to play the 49ers and Rams again. We might finish 8-8. Praise the Lord for mediocrity.
  15. She was the one, so I thought. He didn't even have game. Revenge was the only option.
  16. my college roommate smashed a girl I was way to into. She would only let me squeeze the double D's. She got drunk at a party, came to my apartment and fucked my roommate. He wanted me to thank him for sparing me from the slut. He paid his money on time so I couldn't kick him out. i thanked him shooting load after load on his pillow and putting the pillow case back over it. For months, I blasted his pillow and he never said a word. He had to smell it through the pillow case. He doesn't know and we are still friends. I guess I'm not really embarassed about the pillow but he smashed what I couldn't. That sucks!
  17. Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?! Nice Camel Toe!!! All Tron fans are pedo's
  18. The old black and white movies like: Midway The Flying Leather Necks Tora Tora Tora ....should get some play.
  19. Surf Control at work won't let me open it. I did see the "SCAT" word so I think I'll pass.
  20. Jerry Maguire! It has everything: football, Tom Cruise for the ladies, Bob Sugar (Jay Mohr) was hilarious. Great sound track (The Who, Springsteen and others). That sex scene with Kelly Preston was nice. I highly recommend Jerry Maguire. I co-sign Celt's pick of the Last of the Mohican's. I could see women getting moist over that movie.
  21. Re: Rocky Balboa is ABC's body gaurd. *gUArd - KOH vs hevlox speeling batel 2 teh daeth! It's ok Twinky, you obviously have never been caught banging someone else's wife in a piece of shit car. I hope you never do!
  22. Let them fight on this thread! I love reading posts from 30 year old men acting like their 16 years olds! Who needs to be inspired by looking at flicks on the internet? Sacramento isn't the thread to seek inspiration. Here in Sacramento, we lead the nation in garbage can tagging. It's embarrassing. The best work done in awhile WAS the ZIN/SKEPT piece on J ST. They must have been drunk as Fuck to hang their asses out the windows like that. As for the Task Force, they get shit wrong all the time. Those fucks have been to everyones house but how many of us have ever been busted. I know for a fact that they know who half of the Sac thread users are. They just take their time. When they bust you its cause they got evidence on you. No evidence No worries. Good night!
  23. SMACK!!! Zin you just got punked! chipped tooth, cocksucker, damn Skept, tell us how you REALLY feel. Ha Ha Ha
  24. for how long? my bro did ankle for a month. he got so good at Halo that I don't even play that fool no more.
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