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Mercer

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  1. Well, I guess if you don't count beating every other production vehicle in a 1/4 mile and being the most American made vehicle availiable. Besides, let's be honest, nobody buying a new car really gives 2 fucks about the environment, it's all about virtue signaling. In this regard few get that job done better.
  2. Thousands of Americans dropping 50k+ on them pre orders, waiting years for them would beg to differ. Besides, looks don't really mean shit if your vehicle is superior in every way that actually counts.
  3. Truth be told my next vehicle will hopefully be a used duramx x allison for that very reason, but I still have wet dreams of skipping the pump. They blast commercials volume all the way up now at the pump makes me want to stab speakers every time.
  4. I can't wrap my mind around having strong negative emotions over another man's vehicle. Makes no sense to me. Teslas are superior in almost every way unless you're commuting super long distances regularly, or live in an extreme cold environment.
  5. Well, I do ejaculate a used motor oil looking substance.
  6. Tough call, first pic she looks like one of the Olson twins with downs syndrome, but as long as I don't have to kiss her (or look at her face) smash.
  7. I've nicked my balls shaving before multiple times (before I started using a lighter) and just slapped one of my wife's pads in my drawers and kept it moving. Fact is, it makes me a little cranky and I got accused of being on "the rag" more than once because of it.
  8. We have the same rule, but strangely it only applies to the politics they don't agree with. I have a three strikes rule, if they mention something political 3 times or more, I crush them with my own oddball political views (facts) which they find extremely frustrating.
  9. That's why I don't drink at family functions, otherwise you never know when the truth might come out.
  10. Was going to complain about people posting videos until the PSA stroked my confirmation bias, then the plot twist at the end was extra dope.
  11. @Hua Guofangid have a much easier time pretending you understand this thread if you actually dropped a cool meme or two in here first. Allow me to demonstrate:
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