Used to Smash this hot little Rican chick from Brooklyn I think down by Ave J or something. Anyway the problem was I was in Queens, and she lived in BK, couldn't afford to uber her back and forth, too lazy to drive at night so my cheap ass got in the habit of picking her up, and smashing in the back of my work car because she lived with her dad.
Anyway, one day I end up working in her neighborhood, and got done mad early so hit her up for an extended lunch smash (no lunch). As usual pull up, text "here", pretend like we're going someplace while I find nice quiet spot to pull over. Hop out and take all the shit out the hatch, and throw it in the driver's passenger's seat up front so there's no tools/bullshit in the way to clip my balls on in the hatch. So she comes back there with me and I'm smashing. All of a sudden I feel like blasting ass. I let one rip, and thank god it was silent kept going didn't skip a beat.
All of a sudden the whole car was fucking done, holy shit it was bad, fucking toxic. One of the nastiest farts in my lifetime released in a small enclosed space that was already sweaty. Anyway it was awkward as fuck, so I went extra hard to bust before I had to take in another breath. I gotta admit I did breath a couple of times, but tried not to make eye contact with shorty. Once I finished I got out and thought I was dying. She got dressed slowly, and got out all slow pretending it wasn't rotten. Takes a real lady to hold it together like that.
It was so awkward after that I just ended dropping her off as soon as possible, didn't say a word, and sadly never hit her up again. We still follow each other on IG, she's got one of those thirst trap accounts. We'll like each others pics every once in a while, but haven't really spoken since that fart. True story, also she was also my first real squirter, another insane story in itself.
