Re: Dear ________, - no homo
Dear money,
I wish I didn't need you for everything and I wish I wasn't your bitch.
Dear 2000 Chevy Prizm,
You're dirty, outdated and your AC is broken. I appreciate the warmth you give me in winter though. In the summer time we're lucky that I couldn't care less about the state of my hair. We're a good match. You get me where I need to go and I can always rely on you because you haven't screwed me yet. I think I'll always love you no matter how old you get.
PS Sorry for scratching your rims.