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ive been caught in crossfire numerous times. wrong place wrong time. after the shooting is over. i look behind me and theres bullet holes in cars. garage doors and shit like that. This one time was the most scared i have ever been. we were in this volkswagon station wagon thing. a newer one not really that old. well anyway. we were flying down the main road out in part of the country barely coming into the city. going about 110-115. then the fat bitch driver decided to start to swerve the car. i honestly shouted out stop when she did it the first time. but she kept going. a few more times and i guess the axel broke and the tire got pulled under the car. we slip on the nose to the center divider over two lanes. and then flipped over three lanes breaking a buisness luminated sign a steel fence and slid into a dirtbike shop. there was this chick sitting next to me. it was the drivers daughter. when we flipped i rolled over on her and broke some of her ribs. i didnt have a seatbelt on. all the windows were shattered the front end of the car was shit. i crawled out the back window. and then came my friend. and then the girl that was sitting next to me. we had to help her out. we thought the driver was dead. cause we were calling her name and she wouldnt answer. but then she came out. i was suprised that no one died or that. that shit didnt kill my ass. the bitch that was driving had a warrant. she was a tweaker too. so this car pulls over on the side of the road and they say what happened. that fat bitch yells give us a ride. grabs her daughter gets in the car and then they take off leaving me and my friend. we had to run all the fucking home. with the sound of police dogs and shit all around us. we didnt live that far. about a mile. right when we got home about 5 mins later there are helicopter lights in the field behind our houses. im thankfull i didnt die. and i wear my seatbelt everytime im in a car now

the corpse.hahaha. maybe some internet freak kidnapped her and made his fantasy and reality

donkey punches are man talk

damn. cool

thanks dude

i just sneezed all over my 22 inch plasma moniter

yeah doctor pepper is good

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toe cutter is in the red too

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what are you talking about? you done fucked up

its better when you can see her face with her lips wrapped around your dick

congrats dude nice pics

her myspace. something you gotta come through dude

yes i was about to ask that too wheres the pics dude?

the gagging sounds just make it a lot better

im more like the cumshot bitch slap .gif thats floating around the internet if anyone has seen it

i just want. a good rest of the year. some alcohol. and some good times. thats all

first post. good impression?

whoa. your girl is wild facials are always a must

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Maybe shell give back the account for x-mas hahaha lmao