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theprotester

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  1. False. Balmy 26deg right now. TPBM calls blood in the snow guts on cocaine.
  2. True. TPBM knows handshakes turn to headlocks.
  3. As long as you enjoyed it, that's really all that matters.
  4. You can inform him that it's not really from 'his country'. It's from fuckin' sabmiller. Straight trash. It'll just be a bastardised rebadged Miller product. Motherfucker.
  5. False. Shorts 'n t-shirt in the middle of winter steez over here. TPBM has to clean the drain.
  6. Ah, I see what you're getting at. Either way that's a shit load of eggs.
  7. OFFICIAL VEHICLE Rental? I still only see one tray of eggs - 6x5 = 30.
  8. Might be of some interest to you; http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0385529813/uncrate-20
  9. Out my mouth. True. TPBM is going to kill the motherfucker that raided their desk for pens...
  10. How big of a toaster? TPBM would hold the chrome 'till I get home.
  11. Omelette. TPBM just bought themselves a present.
  12. Is Bama short for Alabama? Southern drawl? If so. True? TPBM knows who the Alabama Slammer is.
  13. Quite humorous indeed. TPBM forgot to call someone back, and now it's awkward.
  14. True. I come to work. TPBM works seven days a week.
  15. Ha! False. TPBM is wondering if they're growing, or there clothes are getting smaller.....
  16. I have no idea what a 'twerk' is. Sorry. TPBM knows what the fuck mass is talkin' about.
  17. Naww, you can keep that. TPBM saw a few bright shooting stars last night.
  18. False. We used to have to scrounge between four of us to pick up a shitty local 'zine'. Straight trash. TPBM can't done read good.
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