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theprotester

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  1. If you're spending considerable money on your whiskies/bourbons you should definitely invest in a Glencairn tasting glass.
  2. I'm surprised you actually hit a spot that had disappointed you twice, for a third time! Good to hear they lifted their game though.
  3. Nope. TPBM will be wearing ear muffs today.
  4. True. Came into work three days in a row for tapas, then lunch, then breakfast. Even got a number and a tip out of it. We don't tip in Australia, so I think it's a green light. TPBM doesn't go after it as much as they should.
  5. Naww. TPBM is still complaining about the weather and gives zero fucks if people are sick of hearing about it.
  6. Ye Olde English all day, Sir. TPBM tries doing accents but always ends up sounding Jamaican.
  7. False. I already live in paradise. Never moving permanently anywhere else. TPBM thinks it's about the time for a big cooked breakfast.
  8. I'm a skinny motherfucker. Only four would be working. Don't want my funeral looking like a union site. TPBM is wondering why in living fuck it's 30C at 7 am.
  9. True. I didn't do it. TPBM has beaten at least one charge.
  10. False. TPBM has to remember a certain number by the end of the day.
  11. True. TPBM should really put the pipe down.
  12. False. Call me old fashioned. TPBM is getting pumped for a performance.
  13. False. Sometimes I'm genuinely thinking of production strategies for work. TPBM lives their job.
  14. FUCKING TRUE. Motherfucking bullshit age of entitlement faggots fuck up my day, daily. TPBM is sick of hearing "Surely there's an easier way to do this job"
  15. False. TPBM can't find where this smell is coming from.
  16. False. TPBM has no problem what so ever going out for lunch/dinner on their own.
  17. Stuck to my story one hundred percent, the whole time, got off. Snitch that snitched on me, and himself, got time. Clever little peanut. True. TPBM still has items they stole when they were younger.
  18. "Because these things are more palatable to white people"
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