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ha, he was an asshole in harold and kuumar go to white castle

ill fucking do it

Re: simple pleasures slaping the shit out of my way drunker friends

if you buy a honda, you end up with...a honda. lol

lol.... combat controllers para-rescue, or loadmasters, thats pretty much as far as airforce respect goes.

pahmeeela will yew mahry mee? *sack* omfg hilarious. go see it. i think the leader or whatever of the rodeo is so fucking funny.

All the way.

i hope i come home from this deployment. fuck a purple heart. no thx..

i cant do math, but i can spell. so thats okae

17 and 27

Rwned.

mark ass trick. he should've beat the mom with the baby

i wonder if he even listens to anything on those mp3 oakley's hes always wearing. fuck him and his stupid can of mace

didnt they have like a human friends. that got to ride in the transformers.. i wish i was them

shes a giver. mines like that. its pretty great

i tottally forgot about 911 this morning, i was wondering why all the flags were at half mast. afghan. soon for me wew

im a pound and a half under. i need to start going to the gym again. im gettin skinny

his fucking voice is so annoying, i couldnt stand it. i went to sleep

ong bak choy soy

im not one of those, my girl weighs 250 lbs everyone calls her shipwreck. cause on the count of her falling off her bike... im so not serious

seriously.... the dude can fly so fast he can make the world spin backwards and go back in time................. UHM HELLO

she looks expensive.

i just had some mc'donalds. nothx bai

i finnally got out of bed. i have to get a hair cut before work tomorrow. so that will be my only adventure for today, oh and eventually food.

my job sucks. i get to jump out of planes, but thats not much fun since its a static line jump. i work from 6 to 4 on normal days, some days we go "camping" for like a week. were gonna move our "company" to the "middle east" for about a "year" soon. so thats good. i get to shoot guns too. but other than that, its pretty shitty. "FTA" oner