I always lay a "nest" of toilet paper first to prevent splash back and skid marks on the bowl, try to take most of my shits at work so I'm getting paid for it, plus I like to use a fuck load of paper just cos I'm not paying for it. I scrunch that paper up,wipe front to back numerous times I don't care if I gotta flush the first load and wait to flush again. Oh yeah and always close the lid before I flush, read some where that a fine mist containing a percentage fecal matter comes out when you flush. Also tried those baby wipes they just felt fucken wrong didn't like that at all and still used a shit load of TP to "dry off" after using them.