potholder

listen to this on repeat while drinking bourbon, it'll get your mind right. http://www.sendspace.com/file/iby16c

unedited version: http://youtube.com/watch?v=biSgmECouPY I've always liked that beat.

do you trust her?

pink cookies in a plastic bag, being crushed by buildings.

coors light + ambien. good night moon.

I actually vote 3rd party every time, just to say I voted. I know it's not going to make a difference, but I feel better than voting for either of those rep./dem. dudes who are the same, no matter how you want to split it.

on shuffle: Rolling Stones - Sticky Fingers Yellowman - Greensleeves Most Wanted The Cure - Mixed Up Steely Dan - The Definitve Collection REM - The Best Of REM Remastered Joseph Israel - Gone Are The Days James Brown - Greatest Breakbeats

revealing to the bartender that I'm a Satanist. then telling her I put hoodoo curses on people. she doesn't know whether to be curious or run away in fear of her catholic beliefs. I like fucking with people's belief systems. it makes for great entertainment.

this pic comes to mind:

genital wart medication.

just finished watching it. not great, not terrible, and timberlake didn't bother me. his acting was pretty good. I'd give it a 5.5 out of 10.

he brought sexy back. I think that's everyone's problem with him. I've been sick and watching movies all weekend, so I guess I'll download this one and check it out. so far: pirates 3: sucked breach: decent razordolls: sasha grey is a dirty little whore, thumbs up

the commentary on the snake vs goat one is awesome.

whiskey shots straight up, no coke. take one for me.

Re: Shaving cuts... fuck that, I'd like to take back my advice above, and suggest ViolentByDesign's idea.

Re: Shaving cuts... one of these?

Re: Shaving cuts... quit before you're fired. that's my suggestion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnRS-3AyGUs awww yeah.

needs more arrows.

Re: CRAZIEST THING A WHITE PERSON HAS EVER SAID TO ME female, 25, college graduate, dead serious: "can you show me how to use an ATM?"

oh snap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvdEHHeJvb4

that cure doesn't work when you're mixing alcohol, painkillers, and benzos.

I'd seriously love to beat these people in the face with a bat until the life left their bodies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QRyr3_nCF4 parents, kids, elderly, all of them. /nohomo /no intolerance

I feel great, but I've had these hiccups since midnight. so I left the bar because I felt like I was annoying people and hit the gas station on the way home. even there the cashier called me out as I was buying my buttered popcorn and a hotdog. luckily my neighbors love me whether I have the hiccups or not, but it sucked not being able to maintain in public. anyone else have these problems every once in a while? btw, it's not alcohol related, I can handle that fine, but when you throw other things in the mix, I'm a hiccuping idiot. damn you hiccups, damn you straight to hell.