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animalcocaine

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  1. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129581&highlight=HORROR i didn't get the same results when i tried?
  2. i was hit by cars four times within three-four months. nothing ever happened it was weird. really weird. long story. otherwise i have a big dent in the back of my head after a gang of little indian bloods tried to murder me......a long story too. i wish i could get the x-ray brainscan whatever the fuck its calld of my head its fucking brutal you think i can go back a few years later and ask for it or what???? also the tip of my finger was mashed in a door on the hinges side i banged the door and dude was like "we busy" so i was bangin for a minute or two before they realized then i walked away from the door and passed out then put band aid spray and band aids around it.......then had drunk sex with my dead finger in the air......and right after i went upstairs and step dad was like "yo i heard your finger got fucked lets peep game step son" so i went to pull the band aid off and the whole tip came off. we laughed then he got me some mcdonalds breakfast then went and took the tip to get fingerin again. but yeah the dent in the back of my head is prob the worst of my injurys shit is crazy deep no jokes i can't really show with a picture i need to get them zamma rays they took of my dome then you could see the canyon beast that dwells in the back skull.
  3. the "did you just call me a mook" scene in mean streets is one of the funniest scenes in movie history.
  4. sounded like talking heads in another langauge.
  5. i stabbed some kid in school when was 14/15. i don't remember writing stories. maybe it was 13.
  6. THE LOST SOUNDS-RAT BRAINS AND MICROCHIPS. ONLY ALBUM YOU NEED TO KNOW.
  7. Hey they have got to be at least 16 or 17; legal to consent to in Canada.
  8. one time after one of his sets i walked up and asked him why he sings like a girl sometimes. he got bouncers to take me outside well i yelled shit at people.
  9. once i was walking home through a park i basically grew up in. fine area....pretty late though. and in this parking lot some little native kid and his fat little homey got in my face cause i was wearing a bandana. then one kid was like "this guys cool he gets a pass" i was like "yeah whatever fuck i'm out" so i put my headphones on and kept walking and the last thing i remember is a van pull infront on the sidewalk.......next thing i know it morning and a bunch of people are crying and shit cause i was deaded......so once again....i was like fuck thkis i'm out. tried to get up and felt horrible pain and threw up blood and shit all over. turns out they broke my second vertabrae and put a fucking big knot in my head which is now a massive dent in the back of my head. some lady found me laid out on the sidewalk on her morning jog thought i was dead woke up the neighbourhood. shit was violent. i almost died. shits been fucked since. if i get hit hard enough i drop dead. mini van full of little indian "bloods" up on the east side got buck with it. mind you this was in fuckhole nowhere canada. i found em shortly after.........they was yacking about how hey thought i was "og crip"........CANADA MOTHERFUCK? so me and some other rank indians beat them up. fuckers. but yo i almost died from some children about 16-17 being goombas. shit was weak as all fuck. all kinds of goons running a muck in the fucking muckaluck.
  10. that shit was fruit. if your gonna get strange with it watch shaye saint john. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryRFBqA5YQc&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbSqSMdIjzo&feature=related
  11. true romance. this ain't white boy day!
  12. that movie is so awesome. i love my parents for never looking twice at the movie i put in their hands at the movie store when i was a child. if only they knew some of the shit i was watching half the time.
  13. yes. the bongo scene and the laughing scene are seriously head ache inducing. dicamillo is fucking hilarious always too.
  14. this show was irritating as all fuck. good riddance. i fucking hated it.
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