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metronome

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  1. we had some computer genius member back in like 2000 who had sold something he wrote for seriously like a million dollars. then of course he disappeared.

     

    i can never remember his screen name, only that it was one word, and something like newton.

     

    of course, it could be the drugs talking.

     

    ..and for tess, yeah, in greece it's 2 years conscription, i'm sure he's been done with it for awhile

    it's all that olympic pussy that's kept him off the boards :haha:

     

    I think that was Milton

  2. story abotu coke head just going for a stroll to your room

     

     

    I live with my brother when I'm at work (I'm a commuter) and he use to hang out with some real colourful characters.

     

    My girlfriend was visiting me once over the holidays while I'm working and my brother has a party going on at the time. My room didn't have a lock, and it had an ensuite bathroom in it. So while this party is still raging at like 2 or 3 am, me and my girl have called it a night and are in the middle of fucking when this indian broad (feather, not dot) busts into my room. My girl is on top of me and just turns around and starts laying into this bitch. She looked like a deer in the headlights for a few seconds and then turned around, closed the door, and left.

     

    Another time, same scenario, one of my bros friends who I'm cool with barges in while me and my girl were sleeping. I think he wanted to use my bathroom to puke and then pass out on my bed. After yelling this guys name at him a few times he kind of realises whats going on and then just peaces out.

     

    Cool story bro.jpg

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