Wow, those are some awesome pants.
What kind of underwear do you need to wear in order to fit into you lil sisters jeans?
Those glasses are sick man, totally retro.
I like the beard, it says, yea man, I totaly drink PBR and shit on people not as cool as me.
Cars are coffins man, totally. Check out my sick hat how the visor goes up.
Man I'm totally so cool.
Sometimes I bring my kryptonite lock around, so if a car comes to close to me I smash its hood in and petal away.
Fuck I'm a badass.