ViolentByDesign

"give me 10 bucks" that would add up pretty nicely.

I watched this video in alcohol class they made me take it had some middle aged lady who hid bottles of Jack in the closet and the moment the coast was clear she would grab it out and start chugging. She seemed like she was having orgasmic flows from the liquor pouring down her throat. Other than that I don't have experience with hiding alcohol. I used to hide my drugs in a hollowed out VHS tape that I would then place in my VCR.

This dude I used to kick it with's dad was just on life support for a little bit due to liver failure. That nigga drinks every day. Watch it fellas.

shit like this

Well last night was a pretty fucked up night. Some bitches got in a fight and my boys crib got ran up on by cops. I was already up the block drinking a beer walking around a corner when one drove by me and luckily didn't see me. My boy who's house it was is locked the fuck up. I am just so fucking happy that I didn't get hemmed up because my license would be gone for 3 years. After this happened I ended up spending a bunch of money on illegal things that I shouldn't have. And then I find out this toy ass cat that I met a few times is talking shit to a mutual friend like he's got me because of a joking comment I made about showing him how to use a can of Rusto. He can't even do a fucking wicket. If your from Philly I don't give a fuck about your artfag ass and how many piece/str8 letter hybrids you have in cutty woods spots if you can't even do a half assed wicket or any other of the 8 or so scripts we fuck with. I'm retired but I think I'm just gonna go X every one of the maybe 10 or so spots this fucking herb has because I think he is such a noob he doesn't even understand any type of concepts like that. He would probably cuddle up with his Air Max's and cry.

2 kegs and a bunch of bottles tonight..prolly like 50 people or so packed into a one floor house..as soon as the noise levels get shady i am fucking outske though i'll come back at like 3 a.m when half the people have bounced.

I walked around for like a minute and a half. It was laggy and gay. Then I found a store where you can buy genitals. Then I felt like a herb and deleted that shit. Full Tilt is more my speed.

I signed up to see what the fuck yall are talking about while I wait for my poker tourney to start. My name is so fucking badass. "Fistbang Lilliehook"

Capone N Noreaga - The War Report...put this shit back in rotation for the past week chyeaaaaa

You ever wake up with the hardcore cotton mouth after drinking? I just got that, walked to my freezer and found 4 different quarts of water ice. I am now eating a huge bowl of Alex's Lemonade Stand flavor. It is good.

Dude I am so anticipating tomorrow. I fucking loooooooove these little cheerleader popular hos that all my boys be getting to our parties. Thank god I was that cat who was always cool with everyone whether you were a thug or a jock or a skater or whatever. Everyone loves the god VBD. Chyeaaaa

Sometimes, while hitting 5-D , 487 color, Wildstyle burners with sidewalk chalk, she would let me stick legos in her asshole. This could have added to the gas consortium in the bathtub.

^^yes. he is pretty nice, but not so much that he stands out as some god-emcee.

your ugly. chyeaaaaaa

this one day i snuck into porkchops house. i looked in the trashcan and what do i find? oh yes, crispy dried tampons. i chewed them and sucked them and dipped them in olive oil. i sauted them and made a gourmet dinner out of them. i fingered her dog's buttcrack with them and sold them to a quadrapeligic named Vladimir. It was raw.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread My brother decided that it was too hot upstairs and he is sleeping in the next room. I really wanted to beat my dick before bed. Fuck.

lol i laughed i don't know why. this chicken cheese steak is delicious.

I wish I had a girlfriend to break up with. Fuck. I'm just such an asshole a lot of girls tell me they are scared to approach me. Blahhhhhhh. I guess it's lonely at the top.

2 Old E's and 2 Steel Reserves tonight, I'm chillen I think the pills fucked with me last time. Tomorrow, two kegs and naked 18 year old sluts. Yessssss.

I never heard of this shit but if I don't want tax I'll drive 20 minutes to Delaware.

Everyones going to see that Simpsons shit, I declined because I can just download it. That is 10 bucks I can save for beer, ya dig. They say they want to party afterwards so I am contemplating picking up some brewskes but I don't know, I think I might just watch this episode 4 of Weeds and then work out and goto bed. Hmmmmmm

The only Saigon song I ever heard and really liked was that Stocking Cap jawn. Maybe I'll have to peep him further.

Dexter is fucking piff also.

The new episode was fucking sick. I had to download the second one since it didn't give me any closure on the hostage situation and the fucking shitty ass download thing that the dude picked wouldn't let me download another episode for 24 hours. So I guess I will do that now, even though I kind of like watching it every week. I wish the whole season was leaked. BROTHERHOOD is back on??? That show was the fucking shit too.

Haha I don't know man shit like that doesn't seem bad to me because of the ridiculous shit I have mixed in the past but I definitely know it isn't too good now , my whole stomach feels bruised or something inside. I think I'm not going to eat them anymore they were fun but time to move on. I'm getting back to house parties and beer/weed instead of eating madd vics and laying around for some reason lately because it became interesting again.