Nyarlathotep

haha hell ya when i lived in d.c i was frying my ass off after a rave and had to hop on the subway to get home...i was going down one of the huge ass escalators they have at the station when a string from my pant leg got caught in a crack and started pulling it.... i fliped the fuck out and hopped on the handrail middle part and crawled all the way down..while my friend just laughed the whole time... at the time i had the image of me getting mauled inside the steps all broken and bloody while people stepped on my remains with huge ass toothy grins on their faces, to this day i wont go near an escalator... just realized i've got waaaaaaay to many \5d stories for my own good

muffin bottoms...i just dont get em

what was the one with rough sex?

damn i shoulda told hungover to holler at me

better be some eggs in that pan or she's getting a wedgie

for real. i need to find a nice native girl to marry and poot out some kids..and make my moms happy

>___< hop on aim so i can send you naked pictures of myself posing with teddy bears

ooooh nevermind

the hell is dsl's?

naw i doubt that..we dont argue unless its weither or not i cheated at a board,card game...wich i'll deny till death but erry body knows its a genetic trait that i cheat at all games prolly has somthing to do with my cousin..and his big mouth that flaps in the wind .. bad judgment of me mentioning this on 12oz. damn white women.. need me a ghetto ass black girl with 900 braids attached to four strands of hair....and a big ole booty..so big there is no hope for doggystyle

dude you should move to wyoming

i'll give it a go..but prolly word it different

..so my girl comes over last night.. ...and asks me if i've slept with anyone else while we have been together.. i didnt know what to do so i acted like i was asleep.. and somhow it worked.. i'm verey faithful and fearing of her so monogamy is my thing of choice.... but i cant understand why she would ask such a thing at such a moment i dunno what i should do the next time.. i'd ask my friends but they would just say " put it in her but" ...that joke never gets old eihter

yes

ITS SO SAD THAT I KNOW THAT LADY congrats man.. i can relate to alot of what you said

mmmm boiled eggs and steel reserve

any body ever see Genesis P-Orridge live? odd odd show that is

never liked happy hardcore... gabber i <3 how fast? fuuucking faaaast

so who got banned? dont tell me tease again...he had such a nice run with his newest screen name

haha hell ya

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