Mauler5150

Day isn't over yet. Tag here or Tag Heuer? Time is meaningless to me as I live immortalised in the cloud with my Queen Maria Camila so you understand why I don't need a watch to remind me of the time I am wasting worrying about how other's live a life admiring my life of dreams jajaja

And @fat_ralphy EBPH can attest to the fact that I will spend whatever I can to ensure everyone on the level vibes out and laughs as much as possible, as I know he is somewhat local to you he can verify as we had a great night out when I was in the Bay Area. Plus given Ralph is not only the name of the actor which beat Jack Butler in a duel at the Crossroads and is the surname of the first girl That kissed me, I am sure you understand that my sense of humor is as deep as the hole the war obsessed species known as humanity wishes to dig itself with it's media distributed displays of retardation and greed. And I have shook hands with Jack Butler who told me my hands are as valuable as his when I remarked I was surprised he would risk shaking the hands of humans who are majority pathetic and jealous fools who might wish to hurt him as they do so. Thanks Steve for that valuable piece of life advice I see was truthful as my camera captures the images and types the words you read right here detaiing the fools of Purgatory I mock here in Perth.

to further iterate my point, I am also eternally barrelled at Supertubes in Yallingup and have been since 2000 or 2001 thanks to the magic of the internet so whilst I am bothered that I am not in the water surfing now, I am just a "Great White Shark" whose bets I placed on myself see me having lived my dreams and continue to do so as these posts prove beyond any and all attempts to distpute otherwise. So any fool whom is in my proximity in "reality" whom doesn't use the passphrases to identify themselves as something other than "a nameless and worthless" parasite attenpting to be attached to (or worse, profit from) Jesus as they attempt to imply superiority due to their financial resources, I say stick the buttplug my Santa statue in Rotterdam is holding up your asshole and rotate down it as you spiral into irrelevance. Obviously this is directed at anyone not on Ch0 or 12oz as these idiots lack any artistic creativity at all as they are just pathetic tracers.

And as for why I have only $111 to my name, I onky need to post this photo to ssk anyone who wants to call me out for being "poor" due to my bank account balance and ask the question, "Am I driving a Lamborghini right now" (knowing I will be driving at least 2 of them, funnily enough in Australia's Olympic colours of one green and one gold) for the rest of my existence. The best part is I am only driving because I wanted to show the Mrs that money is nothing to me unless I spend it on making Her and other people happy (as I did here today)

Glad you are entertained and thanks to @LUGR for the suggestion, who could be considered my tagteam partner for this journey otherwise I would have delayed such a trip until summer as it pisses me off to see people out surfing whilst I am landlocked without a board and wetsuit to join in as I lost my board and wetsuit in my divorce. And thanks for understanding my text accompanying the pics to give comedic context I feel is mecessary to allow our social media drenched attention spans the ability to appreciate the pictures quicker than would be possible if one is to stare at them as they would a painting in a museum. While this is supposed to be non-artistic, my phone pics shot "from the hip" with at most 5 to 10 seconds of composing the shot prior really needs the text to convey that which might be missed by the camera lens. I might start another thread and put my travel pics accumulated over rhe years with stories accompanying them if anyone is interested? Would be a productive way to spend my weekend and if it entertains the stalwarts who have held Ch0 down in my absence and remain to this day, I feel there could be no better use of my time while I wait til Monday to see if I get this new job. Plus how else is it possible to convey the fact that I love my life and wouldn't swap it with anyone, yet could perfecrly understand as to why other's would wish to be me, as my life is ultimately "A Perfect 10" as the summation of my date of birth prophesied. And I feel this screenshot proves I live for today as those who wait for an uncertain tomorrow are the losers in life, as whilst I might be "5150", all my choices are calculated to extract the maximum entertainment and comedy with the lowest opportunity cost to anything but the binary configuration of the bank's HOST (no doubt x86 based - just like the year my ex wife was born) server system.

If I was to defect from Channel Islands, might as well be the JS shaped boards given my guitars are already branded as such

Irish Pub Corona was $11 Corona with Fish and chips was $40.50 Total spend of $51.50 (my public transport was free) Hopefully I can finally get paid from working this next month and get that shirt from you @LUGR given I will be living on about $7 a day for my food til next Thursday, but it was worth it for the unintentional mathematically derived comedy that proves my programmer has a perfect 10 when it comes to humor, even if I have to suffer the presence of fools whilst experiencing it The vacant lot used to have a commercial building with a surfshop. Maybe some other local can advise what is to become of this site.

Well consider this my day out I am having for the both of us so you can live vicariously through me as I mock the machine and the fiscal limits which preclude me from allowing you all to see your requests for me to show you experienced and captured on here. As I do this for you while I see the deperate and detached from logic and reason believe them talking nonsense to people they have zero in common with beyond their location in space and time spread their bullshit. Thankfully I will openly mock them as I leave a trail of kanji "10s" carved into whatevee wooden substance I encounter along my path of life. Jesus was a carpenter after all....

As I am born on May 4th, and in celebration of the release of Street Fighter 6 this month, I am going to realise tge story of Dan ans Blanka from SF4 and no bother paying my phone bill this month as I might disappear from being online for a bit as I would rather enjoy myself and food than companies who seek to fuck me in the ass with this broken simulation. Priorities.

If @Manute Bolwas still on here, would he pass up this chance to meet "Chenny" from Commando? I think not but it's beyond my fiscal capacity at this stage. Surf Shop Cops is an epic bandname though

Fucking surfing is more of a rich man's sport than ever. $850aAUD for a 3/2 wetsuit and $1200 for a new board, nervermond the fact that coastal land is in the millions.

This has changed since I was last here in 2014

Surprised that there isn't a sea of females and streamers here broadcasting online in hopes of landing a "whale".

Views on views. I seriously can't afford to drink at $11 a beer but when in Scars I need to live up to the beach which refers to the scars rhat adorn my chest. Plus the humor derived from humiliating an ungrateful bitch who should be paying me to drink in their establishment for her to exist here as an embarassment to the Irish lineage we supposedly share was worth the price I pay as "The internet is forever" after all.

Came to this Irish bar to ask whether IRA members can still drink for free in Irish bars. The shitty irish accented bitch behind the bar responds "You are lucky to even get served with that kind of comment". She either is a piece of shit who lives in Innaloo or better get learned as to who she is speaking with, as my surname of O'Brien is that of an Irish King. A King whose rule is predicated upon making jokes that relate to truthful instances of human stupidity to expose those whom lack a sense of humor (one that was heavily shaped by Channel Zero here) and have no right to live and work in any country of mine. Shows you the difference between an u grateful bitch like this barmaid and the guy from Brazil I praised in Team Alco thread the other day. She is the blonde depicted btw.

@LUGR Ask and you shall recieve. If you are on here and know my passphrases and as such are a fellow King

99 is my best friend's birthday but he sadly denigrates himself to settling for less than perfection in trying to "ride all the town bikes" when one person who you can love as you wish to be loved is all one needs to be happy Fuck polyamory and cheaters. Just saying

Are the people who shop and live in "Innaloo" pieces of shit or just oissing their oants that I can make a joke of them and their choice of suburb name they reside in?

Into the (Jack) Butler trainline now while this video of old "Jack" himself appears in my Youtube recommendations. Pure comedy.

So save attachment space I thought this screenshot helps depict the journey so far with my addended commentary I abhor gambling as anything beyond a social activity that one partakes in maybe once a year at best in making a wager against friends actually participating in a shared activity like sports or whatever Those whom engage in passive acts of "change" are truly hooeless, as they could instead give their money to me they waste on chance and I'll use it towarss showing them how they should effectively allocate such funds to realisebthat their lack of hope that sees them gamble only erodes the nature of hope itself in the false beliief that they can win against "the House" when they are rhe "Ho" being "use(d)"

Spicy Naranje Chicken my Mum made me and a muffin. Chicken gave me a runny dump to start the day

oops. O posted the video of the Wrong day of competition These are the night sessions I surfed only once at night at a break we know as Pyramids under the moonlight. Pretty sure there was a fatal shark attack there in the years that followed, but talk about an adrenaline rush and fear that nothing else can really be compared to. Yet back to the point of this topic, seen these "dead alien prawns" on my initial part of the journey

Well considering the direction of the current conversation of this thread, I am going to Scarborough to get some fresh images so LUGR can sell me the reunion shirt when I start this new job I have spent the past 2 weeks training for, getting drug and physical tests and shit. As for the night surf comp, they had massive floodlights lighting up the beach, imagine a natural version of the recent pro competition at the Surf Ranch.

I like the direction this thread has taken as the lingerie shot has given me an idea to replicate inmy own way in future