Mauler5150

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Haha, Magnum, that was the funniest story I have heard in ages!! Sleuths!!! I am laughing so hard it isn't funny!!

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Shit Fuck, anal cunt!!! Why oh why can't I get to motherfucking sleep!!?? Shit is beyond a joke!!

What you thinking of buying tango? And FYI the pub I mentioned was the Windsor, full of the boilers on a Friday, hahha, shit makes me laugh.

Yeah i kinda agree with you Vaj, AyeBee seems to go the hardest of all members in the crazy stories he comes up with. One thing I have learnt is that exs and drinking don't mix mate. You have to choose one or the other in order to remain sane. It is what i did. I'm sure your life isn't that bad Vaj, just think it could always be worse. At least you can drink and come online and drunk post if you so choose.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Damn, that is insane!! thats all I got to say abotu that.

Ahhh I have had that shit before!!! It fucked me up!! It was some weird chinese concoction that my Dad's friend bought over from Asia, and I was drinking that washed down with Cointreau on ice, then went to the pub and was picked up by some 40 year old who drove the flashest Mercedes I had ever seen. My Dad and his mates were so pissed off when they saw me get into that car, ahhahhaa!

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hahah WTF??

What the hell is everclear? And some1 you would see my car, just I can't see past yours, which makes the roads more dangerous, you know it is true. Tell me you don't face the same hazards when you ride your bike and pull up at a t-junction next to a 4wd!! Anyway, I can't sleep, bloody red wine giving me a false sense of fatigue, then when I try to go to sleep I am wide awake again. Always the way. And AyeBee, what the hell are you doing man? What is the deal with the new girl? Has she left the scene and allowed you to focus all your attention on your ex?

Had this Merlot with a nice steak dinner I had tonight. Had a shitload of people recommend it to me back in the day, and as I didn't want to crack any of the good bottles I have here I went and got this for not much. Was pretty damn good if I must say.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Uffie? Sounds like a new word for 'queef noise'. I want to watch Commando but my dvd is stuffed. I'm sad because of it.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I'm in the unemployed segment, I am meant to be studying, but there are only so many Bell curves I can take at once. The probability of me going insane from this is quite high I think, that is the only probability I care about. Fucken econometrics. And I plan to get revenge rushawn, I am just thinking of a way to do it.:lol:

I can't believe how quick this thread spawns pages. Is it ever going to be locked?

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Yeah I wrote about it in another thread but it was the same instance.. I was like 'Hey, WTF? Why you do that for?' I missed out on the job I wanted. Damn motherfuckers. But at least I don't have to move now, which is a good thing.

Do you really think we believe that story?

I can't put people out with my piss for some reason. I got up to the part where you are dressed as a gimp then ADD kicked in and couldn't be bothered any more. I didn't see that show, my Dad watched it and him telling me about it made me want to play that game. Late;y I have been playing one of the UFC games on PS2. I got 48 wins on the arcade mode, then some chump got me in a bullshit submission.

Oh yeah, if you are drunk, why not smash that youngun? I bet she would do anythign you told her to.

Man, that is messed up. You sound like you need to get away from the situation somehow, and just give her time to think abotu what she really wants. I hate indecisiveness almost as much as lying, as you just want to get an answer, as not getting one is the most frustrating thing that can happen.

So what happened with your woman drama??

So what did you mean by this? Is it still on my machine? Or is it dead? I chucked Spybot on my computer, and since I used ti, my comp is running a bit quicker.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread My Saturday was good. Even getting woken up by having water thrown on my face was good. This was the best weekend I have had in a while. And ubejinxed is hot, how come she hasn't posted in a while?

Ended up going out to Ambar last night, and got rather fucked up. A mixture of Corona, vodka, tequila, and white wine when I got home fucked me up pretty bad. It was the wine that did me in though, for some reason it really tipped me over the edge..

Hahaha! Ayebee, how are you not in prison? Seriously? Yeah went to Burswood last night, spur of the moment thing (ie I was drunk and bored at home so decided to go out). It was fuckign packed, like I have never seen it before, and I got rather roasted. Caught up with a guy I hadn't seen in 5 years, which was pretty cool, but damn there are some ho's in that place!!

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Man I have the worst headache. I guess the lack of sleep last night is catchign up with me. How are you getting free drinks tango?

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread What is with this stupid facebook wannabe thing on Myspace? Anyway, I finally went and bought the legit version of Dream Theater's Systematic Chaos for the dvd and 5.1 mix of the album. I have to say, honestly, the dvd documentary of the making of the album was the funniest fucking thing I have seen all year. Without a doubt in my mind, and anyone else who has watched it might know what I am talking about. Plus John Petrucci makes me want to quit playing guitar.

Thanks EBPH. So have I got rid of the fucker, or is it still on my machine? I deleted it with a sqaured, but I am hoping that my comp doesn't become a 'zombie machine' like it was being earlier on (as described in my other posts).