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Dude, this shit has been in like 4 different threads, I'm sorry it doesn't need it's on thread. It can only go so far, "Oh look it's 50 feet tall. Tight" 2 weeks later... "Damn, still 50 feet? Wooooorrrrrdddd?"

I'm all for throwing shit and ducking out to let someone else deal with it. Much more fun that way.

Re: HUSTLING THE POOL HALLS-STORIES I once got a mexican girl at a pool hall to go home with me and she didn't speak a lick of english, and I don't speak much spanish. It was a fun night, I eventually just kept saying things like "God i wish I could sock you in the cunt", with a smile. Then she'd smile cause I was smiling, then I'd look at my brother and smile because it was really hard not to crack up. Then she had some beers and went home.

When you're done, it tells you what it usually tends to think for any givin item. And it usually asks you if you can drink it. Did you tell that poor machine you could drink the couch? Edit: I just tried for couch... 20Q won! Challenge the 20Q Artificial Intelligence to a musical battle of wits! http://music.20q.net Play Again You were thinking of a couch. Is it colorful? You said Depends, I say Yes. Do you use it with a computer? You said Maybe, I say No. Is it made out of wood? You said Partly, I say No. Contradictions Detected The opinions of the AI are its own and are based on the input of people playing. It does not matter if our answers disagree, as over time my answers will change to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that I am in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.

Okay if you read the instructions it said don't include specific animals or some shit like that, Like it can't guess China but it can guess country. Actually I cheated and thought of Fruit bat and it got it. I was also thinking of fellatio and it said "Get your mind out of the gutter, is it something sexual?" Said the same for semen, It's pretty fucking good... And boogie hands, I was going to make this about your huge manhood, but I assumed there were already many threads dedicated already...

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

Obscure... Funny.

Oh c'mon Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish...

The only jeans I can wear are Volcom and select pairs of polo jeans. I'm one of the few guys out there with a bubble butt, and regular jeans don't fit me. I fucking feel like a chick at stores because I have to try on every single pair of jeans I look at. I don't wear baggy ass pants and I don't wear tight pants, I just like pants that fit. So if they fit okay around my legs, generally I can't really get them past my ass, or if I do, I'm stretching the shit out of them in the butt area and it looks like shit. You guys can talk shit about me referring to my ass as "bubble butt", but that's the only way to discribe it. So fuck you. Oh, and girls seem to like it. G!

http://www.20q.net/ This got me through a night of allergies...

You win.

Yeah I was gonna point out that it was a box chev... But then a scraper doesn't HAVE to be a buick, it just has to scrape, box chevs scrape. SCRAAAAAAAAPE...

I read Fark too.

Chad Muska, is a good skater. But like Bam, he's not a great skater. He's an okay skater that found is niche and went with it, good for him. Pj Ladd is probobly one of the most consistant skaters, ever. Besides Jim Bates, who has a lot less style than PJ, but I've skated with both and Jim landed way more insane tricks and more often than PJ. He is probobly one of the most underated skateboarders in the industry today. The only reason anyone knows who he is, is because he one the eS game of skate last year. Also, PJ is weird, he was staying with my friend who is the younger brother of a well known filmer, and every morning he would wake up, take a shit, and not flush the toilet. Then go outside at around 8 am and do flatground for a good 3 hours. Jim has his own little quirks, but they're easier to deal with. Also, I went skating with Jim one time and watched him kickflip, backside flip, frontside flip, and pop shove a BIG 12, all first try. And he tre flipped it second try. He actually landed the first one but stepped off. Paul Rod used to be a really cool and down to earth dude, but it's hard to talk to him nowadays. So I don't. Mike Capaldi is going to be famous, you might of seen him in Forecast. I used to drive him around to skate and then cuss at him because he wouldn't stop not missing tricks. Great style, great kid. Nick McClouth is also in that video and I have nothing but good things to say about him. Probobly one of the nicest and funniest people I've ever known. I used to teach skatecamp at a well known skatepark in socal, where apparently every 5 year old kid skating has a hot mom. Probobly one of the best jobs I ever had, it didn't pay shit, but it was worth it. One day after skatecamp me and Mike and his brother Vince, who's just as good just at rails, were skating a box and I slipped out on a trick and split my shin open to the bone, just 4 stitches, but now anytime I have any real impact on that leg I feel like someones stabbing my shin bone with a rusty nail. So I haven't been able to skate, and I've lost alot of what I had. Don't get me wrong, I will still fuck up probobly all of you in a game of skate. But it doesn't mean anything because I'm probobly only 65% if what I was. Another good story is about a kid who is on Nike who was in the shittiest graffiti state there is, "Hawaii" and has since had the good sense to move to SF, I don't know if he's painting still. But he is probobly one of the most naturally gifted people on a board I've ever seen. Oh and Torey Pudwill, he's good and I like him. Oh and Baby Schitzo from the Pj ladd video, he's a cool guy, I was an announcer for some contest that he skated at where in between his runs he would go outside and puke because he didn't feel good, I think he got second overall. Then he took me to the Guilty premier where I watched Chad Muska get shitty and Sammy Babtista go pro. Then we went to Sammy Babtistas house where I watched him puke all over himself and pass out. I have pictures. Anyway that's my skateboarding rant. Holler G!

Well I for one know you're full of shit on this one...

LOL@ lens calling people out on their user names.

Okay, La Imperial in Hayward sucks. Unless you like white people serving your food, and the shittiest shitty food ever. You're much better off going next door to Los Compadres, or the Sushi joint next to that. Good food, good prices, probobly the shittiest service you'll ever get. Or fuck Caspers across the street. 88 already said it but I'll say it again, La Pinata, hands down. If it's 1:30am and you're craving a burrito, you're set. Plus there are like 6 of the fuckers. Drive down Macdonald in Richmond at 2 in the morning if you want to see people with weight benches in the street working out. Sometimes if I want to see the sights, I'll start in Hayward on Mission Blvd, and take that all the way to Oakland, International Blvd has some things to see if you're bored. Taco Trucks are covered but it needs to be said. I don't do shows. So I don't care about venues. Oh and every city has a downtown historical district. I'll never get that. Holler G!

Haha. Oh 88, you're hilarious.

10 bucks. Bay Area bitch.

You know I hate to break this to you, but if you are going online and playing, and you have a headset. You are also a nerd. Sorry man...

I really never get them. I move around too much, they can't catch me. I don't even know what my legal address is anymore.

Yeah I'm buying it. HDTV does actually look better, I'm sure there will be some people wanting to stick with regular DVDs, but HD is going to be the norm. Just the way things work sometimes people. Honestly, 600 dollars is not that much. I don't know how to prove that to you. It's just not.

I buy Sony because honestly, I think they are better systems. Nintendo has more fun games, true, I got my 64 right here and Mariokart 64 is always in it. Xbox I sold, it was too bulky, and I didn't find many games I like for it except for ones that were already on PS2. Slightly better graphics weren't it for me. Xbox 360 doesn't look that great, the titles suck (so far), and I don't think it has much appeal. And as far as numbers, I know they're not selling out. I know PS3 isn't going to have any problem selling because every GameCrazy around here has so many preorders they can't take anymore, a store a friend of mine works at has 300 hundred pre-orders, at $100 dollars a pop. That's just one store. My guess is alot of the lower and middle class people that don't want to shell out $600 will just put out the $400 instead and get the smaller hard drive. Some of the elite and people who don't mind the extra $200 will go ahead and buy the Premium version. I expect sellouts, think Nintendo 64 the Christmas it came out. Also, it hasn't been DECADES of people saying that the graphics are going to look like real life, I remember when I was younger, probobly around the time Nintendo 64 came out reading an article where the guy said in 15 or 20 years the graphics are going to look like real life, he wasn't too far off. In 5 or 6 years when the next system comes out, were going to be looking pretty saucy, and I'll probobly shell out the 1000 dollars for that system too. Holler G!

The asian girl I saw lens dating was the most americanized asian girl ever. And from what I hear bitchy and crazy and awesome in bed. That's hearsay, what I can say is that she had huge tits. G!