CALIgula

i'll mail you a copy if you want...its of fat japanese girls. the porn is called 'japanese whale hunt'. ok, im off to the gym...gonna meet homegirl there and try racquetball for the first time. wish me luck.

true....fat any-colored chicks! (oh and by the way, let me know if it comes out good protestor) the person below me is a twin.

true...can of tuna, drain it completely...add 2 tablespoons of mayo, 1/2 an avacado, and 2 teaspoons of sweet relish.....mix it up and put into a baguette with american cheese. the person below me feels guilty when they cum on a tuna sammich.

true bro, but i wouldnt feel bad about scrabble. *edit...false...didnt feel the earth move. the person below me owns a cowboy hat.

true...cumming on a girls face (after its done). the person below me agrees.

false...just had lunch not too long ago...im full. the person below me over indulges in the free samples at costco.

don't you mean the hole thing?

which is the best

true....barely...but 30 is the new 20, so whatever. the person below me likes tuna fish sammiches.

the black street song?....false...lol the person below me has been in a mosh pit before.

buter hands

three and to the

would you know?

true...but id rather have a cupcake. the person below me doesn't like cake, but loves cups.

yea, sometimes their stand-up material is really funny but when you listen to their podcasts its not as funny. but i saw doug benson when he did stand up here in sacramento and he was a really nice guy. he took flicks with all of us and after the show he was in the parking lot smoking with everyone...he took a hit of whatever got passed to him (joints, pipes, blunts, and even a bong). by the way, i still have that porno you hooked up...lol..i copied it and mailed it to another 12ozer on here per their request haha. oh, and as far as what im doing right now, im about to go and help my neighbor move stuff in his backyard.

false...im a mountain bike. the person below me would rather eat chex mix than trail mix

small wonder was the shit...i had a crush on vicki. and my favorite webster episode was when he used the passage clock to hide from the two burglars who broke into the popadopolis house.

one of my favorite stand up comics!

scented markers!...i forgot all about those!!...i was probably getting so high off those in elementary school and had no idea! i remember when squeeze-it first came out...would go through them so quick!

the mario bros. new eras are dope. i want this:

dear catface, for reals? thats all we get? a hi and a bye? remember all the fun times you and 12oz had together?!? cG

RIP :(

dear schnitz, congrats! cG

dat ass

smash the pakistani girl. tits are great...looks like shes got a booty too. plus i know those girls are freaks.