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Do you think going to college had something to do with it?

or even baby wipes.

bidets can clean assholes

dont you think it would be an awesome skill if you did?

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, yeah, we had a good convo. over lunch....sorry about the cupcake place....that place has awesome cupcakes too!...who woulda thought that theyd be closed on sundays and mondays :( but then again....who woulda thought all the soul food places would be closed on mondays too!...red velvet cupcakes next time your in town! cG dear IOU, i know right!...they are open 24/7/365...but at least the little jewish kid that worked there hooked us up with some free rugelachs....from my estimation, that was about $5 worth...ive been trying to find a bakery in sac that sells some of those as good as the one in l.a. ...no luck. cG

and not using bidets.

damn..so if i catch a flight to australia, i would be traveling back to the future? GREAT SCOTT! ...sorry, lame joke...lol

damn....12:29am here in California....so im technically living in the future?...wait...what day is it there?.. *edit.. its wednesday april 7th here.

i never really liked kids in the hall. and i only watched night court because the guy who played the judge was funny. anybody remember a sketch comedy show that started a couple seasons after kids in the hall on comedy central that was kinda similar??....i would really like to youtube some of their sketches....i remember one sketch was making fun of the broadway play "cats"...but it was called "pants"..another sketch was this guy who used a nose hair trimmer, but left it at home one day as he went on a business trip and his nose hairs grew really really long. anyone?

wow...i was thinking like 1 or 2pm.

and skid marks from

what time is it in australia right now schnitz?

false...thank God. the person below me hates republicans.

got home from gym...tired as fuck...gonna post a bit, then call it a night.

do you detect sarcasm easily?

leather couch that smelled

fuckin a

false...but i have had grape koolaid. the person below me hates koolaid.

isnt that the point of the game?

and a soda on

man...i hit the gym every day this week. today is my day off.:)