Re: Have you bitches ever had a crackhead try to sell you something?!
A fond memory of a crackhead
By Furious Snake
Crackhead: SCUZE ME SIR CAN I GET SOME CHANGE?
Me: Yeah hold on (I knew I had next to nothing in my pocket)
so I give him like 23 cents in nickels and pennies
Crackhead: Can I get some more
(I pretend to search my pocket)
Me: Nah man that's all I have
Crackhead: Lemme tell you the truth, a girl gave me something, and I broke it and now I have to get her 10 dollars to her in the next hour!
Me: that sucks man
Crack: CAN I GET A DOWNPAYMENT OF TEN DOLLARS?!
perhaps it was more humorous when it actually happened.