Milton

I don't think that they'll be able to put tracking devices in them. Two words come to mind: prohibitively expensive. They could, I suppose, track you by bank account, traffic stop and post-office. But they can do that anyway, right? The funniest part, from wikipedia. The REAL ID Act of 2005 is Division B of United States Public Law 109-13 (H.R. 1268). This controversial legislation is claimed to deter terrorism by: Establishing national standards for state-issued driver's licenses and non-driver's identification cards; Waiving laws that interfere with construction of physical barriers at the borders; Updating and tightening the laws on application for asylum and deportation of aliens for terrorist activity; Introducing rules covering "delivery bonds" (rather like bail bonds, but for aliens that have been released pending hearings); Funding some reports and pilot projects related to border security; and Changing visa limits for temporary workers, nurses, and Australians.

con limon? Claro...

only the coloreds eat chicken and watermelon look at dumy, that nappy haired negro ate all my watermelon and stole a bucket of kfc that was for EVERYONE, and then his wide nosed having started breathing up all my air he started going through my cabinets and started eating purple kool aid straight out of the packet, then he demanded to know where my baking soda was, at that moment i knew of only one thing this black wanted: crack. he started asking me for my appliances, asking to borrow them, and that hed bring them back NO DUMY you need help, i can get you off that rock i as your racial superior have the means to help you from this dumy responded with: "ill suck yo dick man... i just need a rock man... please... i... ill suck it..." which is when he got into the fetal position and started rocking back and forth dumy that crazy african, what will he do next? Quoted post [/b] Funniest shit in some time... I love chicken and watermelon (with rock salt) and red kool-aid. And I am perhaps the whitest person this side of Tuscolusa. So in sum, we white people love our chicken watermelon, kool-aid and especially beer. (And I hear I don't care about black people... but I'm pretty sure it's not true...)

Thank God for this thread, I was thinking, what should I eat for breakfast, now I know... Church!

Yo, when is the Thousand-Oaks Chicano Alliance meeting at the taquiera? Can I come? I'm not Mexican, but I like Thousand Oaks and Chicanos (and taquieras). Holler... TOChA for life...

Ya, we have this little thing called a social security number... And last time I checked you need it to 1) Get a driver's license. 2) Fill out W2 paperwork for a job. 3) Use as an identifier for a bank account. 4) Get a passport so you can board international planes. So basically the only difference will be whether or not you can go into a post-office without it. Fuck, I'm scared...

I wonder if there exists some reverse brain washing process by which people can be cured of this nonsense. For many it takes place in college amidst binge drinking, the sexual allure of people of the opposite sex who stand against everything one was taught as a child, and infrequent elicit drug use. Since they're home schooled, I don't see college in their future. Just wait for them to hit 17 and develop a crush on Lil Bow Wow just to piss their parents off.

Jackson -- I've been trying to make it to London for a good three or four years and keep putting it off. Eventually I'll just pony up the money and fly out... Or at least that's what I keep telling myself. The hell piece looks interesting, I'm going to search for more pictures now...

He has more facial hair than I do...

So dope... More Hirst This got the whole Saatchi gallery kicked out of its space... and sued. Yep!

Bacon is definitely Pollock-esque in that sense. I understand being inspired by other artists. I even get copying works for your self to understand how they work. I don't understand completely biting Pollock's techniques, then passing it off as your own saying it is "Asian inspired" but making no reference to Pollock all the while maintaining an "I'm so much cooler than you because I'm an artist" demeanor. I have no respect for that... Steve Austin, It wasn't like those, it was before the boxes, where he had the more prototypical abstract expressionism thing going. I'm starting to doubt what it was but according to dude his cousin or sister or some shit is an art dealer in NY. Who cares, as long as its not in my living room. Pretensious bastards...

The amount of Jackson Pollock biting that goes on among aspiring pseudo-artists is unbelievable. He's still the man. His wannabe look-alikes, on the other hand, are not.

That shit is gangsta ferreal. Also, as an aside. I went to this house party at some rich kids house and I swear I saw an early Rothko. What do those things run for? Can anyone point me to one that would be black background using reds, greys, and muted yellows before he went into the "painting boxes" phase?

I'm interested in seeing who your favorite artists are. I know this is in the wrong forum and there is most likely another thread, so I'll probably be banned. My Favorite Artist of the last 14 days is Damien Hirst. I know, you think he sucks and isn't really an artist. Here is a sample of his work: Things I like: The fact that he's a nut-job. Social commentary and quasi-profound yet oh so catchy titles. Installations using living (and dead) animals. Fascination with medical equipment. Parking a car on the steps to a London gallery. Things I don't like: The dots, enough with that shit already. The fact that he has other people make spin paintings and then sells them as his own. The fact that prints are extremely expensive. (And I hear he doesn't care about black people...) What percentage is you?

Nah, I'm trying to avoid having china and cutlery thrown at me for the moment. The foreigns don't play. But damn look at those lips! That's not really cheating right?? I keed I keed...

If I didn't have a girlfriend I would smash for the following reasons: 1) For God and country. Actually, just because I think there is something to be said for fucking bin ladens neice. 2) Because she's fly and I like the foreigns. 3) So I could take naked pictures and get a fatwa declared against me. 4) For a future career in politics etc. MI!

2Blazzed beat me... It's good to see you back how are things?

He acts like if he did have a scanner he'd have already posted it... :rolleyes:

Thank's everyone... I'm trying to do a series with this type of thing as the background (for lack of a better example) with very simple either black or white (or maybe navy or dark brown) hands that blend into the background but look sort of like part of the background... I think I'm going to try what Heavy suggested with the addition of some gel medium to the foreground parts...

I'll shoot you a PM when I get some pictures of stuff...

I'm working on some canvases, I've been doing a lot of the one color canvas thing using mostly acrylics and lots of layers. But I want to do a series where there is the one color and then an image that blends into that color and looks like it's coming from behind the single color. It's kind of difficult to explain, but I remember seing some of your canvases in grey with a bright color coming from underneath and it's sort of like that, I guess. I'm not trying to take your secret formula, I'm just worndering if you have any idea how I can do something like I tried to describe above... Glazes, lots of layers, I'm at a loss.

You mean: "fuck" "postmodernism" "up" "its" "stupid" "loose" "asshole"?

What ever happened to just blowing shit up the old fashioned way? Dude must have failed intro to chemistry...

You white devils just don't get it...