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I would've said: Men at work (the first australian band to make the cover of the american rolling stone and had a number one hit with "land down under"), then AC/DC and INXS, who I believe also had a number one. On the topic of aussie bands making number one in the US, the Seekers did it with "Georgie girl" way back in the day.

Don't ask ABC, he can't even find himself a job.

Why are you such a cunt?

Why don't you smell better? Haven't you heard of deoderant?

I don't know, I don't live with him anymore. As for your second question, I can only judge that by myself and the girls I've slept with, but the answer is yes.

It definitely makes you more insightful about being australian than if you were canadian. Fuckwit.

With all the "ask a ...." threads going around, coupled with Smart displaying a fairly negative attitude towards Australians in the "ask a mexican" thread, I figured I'd at least give you guys an option to ask any stupid questions you might have about the land Down Under and get laughed at, then straightened out. If you don't have any questions, well fuck you.

I'm with boogie. I got a pair of sony bud earphones that slot all the way in your ear. I swear i'm legally deaf to the outside world with those things on, even without music playing. The sound quality's so great you can listen to a track you've heard a thousand times and hear sounds on them you've never heard before.

No, we have a totalitarian regime. We're the only country that's been able to sustain a fully working communist government and remain at peace with the US. Didn't you know that?

Re: I just spent $200 on clothes... It starts as some free money and ends with you spending 37% of your entire lifetime standing in a centrelink queue.

20's nothing. When I turned 20, I felt old for about week, then i realised I was at the very beginning of a whole new scale and I felt really young again.

Re: country life I didn't really look at the picture, you're right, they are cute. They look even cuter when you line them up on the sight on your rifle.

Re: country life I'll tell you what shits me about being out in the country? Wombats. Those fat bastards sniffle and snuffle around under your cabin/house while you're trying to sleep and make too much fucking noise.

Heads will roll down at the police station for letting this guy get away.

Re: >>> - SYDNEY - AUSTRALIA - <<< Even though most sydney graff looks the same, at least it's a dope style.

Re: looking for a job sucks Coming out of retirement huh? My girlfriend works in recruitment. If you've got any specific qualifications, I can run them by her and see what she finds.

It's possible that his head was facing in the opposite direction when he hit the fence, but the force of the body ripping away spun it 180.

I guess this is proof that drugs do have a negative impact on your brain.

I agree, melbourne is probably all you need to see. Abracadabra will confirm this. Plus, Melbourne is the home of the AFL (see here - http://www.12oz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=107364 - for an explanation.)

Stay away from the nullabour (check a movie called wolf creek to see why), everybody in sydney is gay, melbourne's cold and wet (but was voted the worlds most liveable city 2 years in a row), adelaide is boring and full of churches, brisbane is full of tourists, but very sunny, don't even think about going to hobart, perth is beautiful but with a small country town mentality, darwin is dry, very very hot and very very dusty. Enjoy.

How can you forget what time the game starts? Fucking idiot. We'll punch on regardless.

You should've made this thread before the weekend. We could've gone to the game together and I could've laughed in your face. Ah well, there's always round 20 to look forward to.

Carn the fucking Dees. Who do you barrack for milky?

In honour of one of the earlier suggestions, I'm gonna call my dog Pancake Parlour.

Dino's a good mate of mine and some friends of mine know Camilla.