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One time I was riding my skateboard home and as these biker dudes were riding past me one of them stuck his leg out to try and trip me. I was already having a miserable day during a misserable point in my life so I caught up to him at the stop sign and maced the shit outa him... Then I hauled ass!!! Thank god I was down town cause I dipped though a cut and hopped a wooden fence and chilled out for about an hour or so in someones back yard while I listened to the Harleys racing back and forth looking for my ass. Good times! :haha:

Last time I drank rum I blacked out and came too in the middle of a threesome. Last thing I remember is I was chillen with the homies in some park drinking rum and semi flirting with these two bitches that were also in that park and by coinsidence drinking the same brand of rum, then blank, then both bitches spread in front of me and I'm taking turns servicing and fucking both of them. This woulda been great if it weren't for the fact that just before I blacked out I was on the phone with my girl and she told me to hurry home cause she was naked and horny and waiting for me and I told her I'd be home soon. Plus the fact that when I woke up in the morning with the absolute worse hangover of all time to one of the breazy's yelling at me that her boyfreind (who coinsidentally as it turns out was some guy I had longstanding beef with :biglaugh: ) was gonna kill her for the hickey I left on her neck. Then it turned out that I was at one of the girls apartment all the way out in the suburbs about 15 miles from where I had to show up for work. My Lebonese boss gave me a nasty scream session about what an asshole I am for showing up to work all fucked up and hungover. And when I finally made it home I was met with an even nastier letter from my girl telling me all sorts of what an asshole I am and how she's through with me. Yeah, personally I stick with beer as a rule these days. But if you don't have a girlfreind at home and work in the morning....GO FOR THE RUM!!!

for those that have no idea what he's talking about.... Quoted post [/b] Whaaaaaaaaaaattttt????????? Louie Barletta eat your heart out! :haha:

What are you talking about? Who's Richie Jackson?

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My old appartment in the mid 90's was near this allnight Cheesesteak place. I guess alot of Biker dudes like going there after the bar or whatever cause they'ed be rumbleing down the street at all hours setting off the alarms. There'd always be the one jackass that either wasn't home or lived on another street who's alarm would not shut the fuck up! ALL FUCKING NIGHT!!! Just becaus a fucking Harly drove by!!! I deff came close as shit to smashing out his windows. Don't the newer alarms shut up by themselves after a certain amount of time? If so then any ASSHOLE that still has the old ones deservers to get his windshield as well as his teeth smashed the fuck in.

Yall don't have that Hanger spot anymore?

"puddle peelin" :biglaugh: I heard in Seattle (where it rains every day in the winter) heads just skate in the rain. Like it's normal.

No doubt. Even if Pumpkinhead whoops your ass, that's gotta feel better than being humiliated like that.

Quoted post Nice flick!

But a conviction would lead to a record which will make it harder to fight next time he catches a case for writing. Not to mention the burden of constantly being shook cause of probation. Probation for an active writer is no good. --->Not to mention the bouncers fucked him up and he wants loot!

SMASHING PUMPKINS.....................HEAD IN! :pumpkin: :beat:

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We got wickeds. Yall don't.

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Wow. Looks like I was the drunken asshole on the internet again last night. My bad. :biglaugh:

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Azert what you write?

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You've got mail duke!!!