Sir Doodles

Judging by my guess you're from Chicago and I'd so hang with you...just to bar crush, oh and punch hipsters on Milwaukee Ave.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SneakandCreep, You lucky bastard! You and my guy Dave are both lucky bastards since he too is going to Europe...(I wish I was going to Europe) Wishing you the best of times out there (with a hint of jealousy) Surly Sir Doodle

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Friday, you couldn't have come at a better moment. I will enjoy my time with you and remember absolutely nothing from the time i get off work till Saturday. You rock! working for the weekend, Sir Dooooo

Re: the R H I E N / G E R M A N Y - S U P E R T H R E A D Just out of curiousity, did you have to pay restitution or something?

Tough call...but I would say no, but then again what do I know..I'm no expert in anything. Good luck!

^Now that's what's up! Flicks please thank you!

Thank you Fresh Green for saving this thread!

Bill Hicks died of Pancreatic cancer about 14 years ago at the age of 32 I believe. But not from a sweet lady H overdose....

Thank you guys (and ladies) for not mentioning that balloon knot Carlos Mensteala (I mean Mencia...fuck her!)

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Thursday, Please go easy today and end softly so that Friday can come in with a bang. Thank you, S.Dooooooooooooooooooood.

I'm pretty disappointed that this "war" hasn't lowered gas prices...I mean seriously!

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Evanston Express passenger (I mean Purple Line rider), Okay you were rocking the fresh orange North Face jacket, but the train was mad packed and you were breathing out your mouth. Did you like rim your dogs ass for breakfast? That shit was foul yo! Next time use Binaca with a fat cap so you don't miss that cockhole of yours...okay?! Okay! With a mint in hand, S. Doodles

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Wednesday, I'm gonna treat you like a Friday, and hopefully, you'll ending slowly like Monday. I shall begin the liver punching in approximately 2 1/2 hours from now. All my 12oz drinkers stand up and remember when drinking amongst friends (or strangers) there's no 'i' in drunk! Cashin' in my AA chips, Surely I'm Doodling

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear -TORN-, Calling someone nerd adults and then ending it with a you fossil was classic. Maybe, it's cuz I'm high and I found it to be the funniest thing ever. With a packed bowl, Doooooood... ps I really like weed.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Ravenswood passengers, (I mean Brown line riders) I fuckin' hate you all! I hope all you fuckers that refuse to move to let other passengers off because you're all caught up reading your idiot newspaper "Red Eye" have your stocks options drop and you die of a horrible incurable disease like AIDS of the leukemia of the ass or something. With Grudges and a wish for your death, Surly Sir Doodlesism ps You know why it's called the Brown Line? Cuz it serves a bunch a turds!!! Die you yuppie fuckers!!!

^Zing! (I'm handing these out like they going out of style! I know...)

Weretek causin wreck...That's my guy so um yeah ain't nothing shy about Chicago joe!

^Nice!!! Too bad you beat me to it. Maybe I can point at their chest then flick my finger up their nose!

^Zing!!!!

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Wisdom Teeth, Enjoy your final reign of terror and discomfort! I've put up with you fuckers for too long! I shall welcome the temporary pain with gratitude and joy. After all, I'm getting Vicodin bitches! Bring on the Radiohead tracks and red wine (none from Chilé). 24 hours from now, you'll be gone and I'll be able to eat and paint with no discomfort whatsoever! About to be chewing with pleasure, Doodlediddy

Re: ^ . ^ Happy Bertdaiface on the West Side of Chicago...we say "Happy birfday joe!"

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear workers, Okay so this time it was a different location...and I will say this. You got got, fuckers!!!! kthnx, Diditlikedoodles....

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear workers, Thanks for being late at the yard last night/this morning...But I'm at work on time with only an hour and a half of sleep. The slaying of the beast shall resume... Fuck you very much! Doodledidasdoodledoes

The introduction of Bangbros.com. Anybody? C'mon!

I want this fucking hot weather to end already! Damn you Chicago!!!