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maybe. false person below has bad short term memory

fine. sad, didn't work.

false person below loves the smell of body odor

you're not lazy. you're a busy little bee. so when shall i expect the first shoe?

true person below has chapped lips

true person below is satisfied with their cell phone provider.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear helio, you fucking dumbass rip off!!! <3 ssn

mind make sure when you lace them the lace is exactly the same length or i'll be pissed

alright, slow... i'll take one shoe for now. mail it today.

them pretty, can i have?

you know

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear TuffPatch, does that really work? i cant quit! i tried and lasted 8 days. keep me posted. <3 ssn

is that black and orange or brown and orange? ^o^^o^^o^^o^^o^^o^^o^^o^^o^^o^

false person below can make eggs without popping the yolk.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, thank you for calming me down. i haven't cried like that in so long it actually felt kinda good. i went to go fuck shit up and decided it was not worth the trouble. <3 ssn

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear men, i don't understand why is it that when i have guy friends over the toilet is fucking filthy?? after your visits i have to scrub that shit down. it's disgusting. can you please not leave splatter marks and stains????? wtf??? <3 ssn

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali-g, next time. there's always all summer long. dear tufftone, are you on drugs? <3 ssn

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, mind your own business. don't hate. <3 ssn

zing x 100

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ^^^ you won the jackpot that night. i stole your monies while you were drunk. <3 ssn

false person below is into beastiality and wants to hump my dogs.

you guys don't even know. trust me, you'd be getting up to do the dishes and arranging them. if you're gonna hit me with a can of brew please make sure you arrange the rest of the can so they are in perfect uniform.

you wouldnt think that if i woke you up in the middle of the night because i remembered the dishes werent put away and i made you go do it making sure they were put away all in specific order.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milktoxicated, you are always trouble!! trouble i tell ya! i fell asleep on that couch outside the club and woke up with some dude rubbing his leg up on me. i thought it was you. you instigated a fight in the casino between an albino with an afro and some brosef duuuude. have fun in vegas. <3 ssn

its delicious with a lemon slice