SukiSukiNow

dear ru and cali, i see a 12oz romance blooming between the 2 of you. good luck. <3 ssn

dear IHU, it was only 1.5 as opposed to our usual 3. i will take what i can get though. missed you much. it was more than nice. next year's baby thoughts. <3 ssn

just finished a new fad called yogilates

can you read with your tongue?

do they have instruction in braille?

dear DD, giants are fucking #1 we won last night too fyi. going to the game next sunday for the last padres vs GIANTS. <3 ssn dear 12oz, i can't wait til i get this weekend off. i am super stoked. going to travel up northwest and visit a couple of train museums and such. <3 ssn dear tax assholes, you took a total of now $10,800 from my bank. are you fucking done???!!! </3 ssn dear you, you should have never listened to gossip. you should have realized i was a true friend. you are a fucking LEMMING. boofuckinghoo, now you are one true friend less. <3 ssn dear coworker, thank you for my valiums. <3 ssn

its some gay shit you have to do required by the department of motor vehicle before you can renew your car registration i thought it was every other year but i guess its every year

going to get a smog check

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

you should go do your homework then take a long hot bath with bubbles then have a yummy dinner

dear souls and almighty, i want to drink and have sammiches with you guys too. <3 ssn

chops i see you taking a dump with the pugs in the bathroom with you. that's just wrong and disgusting. massgraff you're lucky you don't have to work today! im jealous.

i see you on my pug nanny cam!

at work listening to the sf giants game

applying for a loan that im sure i won't qualify for

is that snooky up there? im procrastinating getting ready for work

baked, watching giants game, discussing kidney stones with menace

always stay one step ahead of the irs

damn you got skillzzzz

dear cali, lol soon. there's no expiration date! <3 ssn

dear razor, im pescatarian. you actually inspired me to cook korean food tonight. it was good. thanks. <3 ssn dear noes, you tease. <3 ssn

dear razor, kim chi in your face. <3 ssn

dear razor, i don't really cook but you can take me out to eat whenever you like and you can supply me with weed. gamsahamnida. <3 ssn

dear Sleazeside Heights, ummm that's not all that's fat. i think her tummy might get in the way of you guys sexing. <3 ssn

dear Sleazeside Heights, i know right? i try to help that fat ass out and she blew me off. <3 ssn dear razor ramon, being a korean woman, i advise you to stay away from us and our neurosis. <3 ssn